Harry Maguire To Arm Wrestle Noel Edmonds In Battle To Host 'Deal Or No Deal' Comeback

Written by Monkey Woods

Saturday, 10 August 2019

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Denis Wise getting hammered by Claude Makelele in an earlier round

Harry Maguire, football's golden boy, who signed for Melchester United in an £80million deal last week, could be involved in another 'deal' soon, after Channel 4 announced the sensational comeback of the last truly great TV gameshow, 'Deal Or No Deal'.

It's not as straightforward as that though.

Maguire will first have to take on the former host of the show, the bearded Noel Edmonds, in an arm wrestling challenge semi-final bout, if he is to qualify for one of the final slots.

Edmonds is now 70, and not as fit as he once was. Maguire, at 26, should make mincemeat of the former 'Multi-Coloured Swap Shop', 'Telly Addicts', 'The Late, Late Breakfast Show', 'Noel's Saturday Roadshow', 'Noel's House Party', and 'Noel's Big Ego' host, but is taking nothing for granted.

"I like mincemeat," said Harry, "but I'm taking nothing for granted."

Nigel Farage will take on Diane Abbott in the other semi-final.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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