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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Awarded Retrospective Red Card

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Awarded Retrospective Red Card

Controversy was the name of the game at Stamford Bridge last night, as Chelsea were beaten 2-0 by Manchester United in a match totally controversialised by the VAR system. After Martial had given the visitors a first-half lead, Chelsea's Zouma had...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United Sign Several Players Late On Transfer Deadline Day

Manchester United flexed their not inconsiderable financial muscles last night, just minutes before the deadline on the transfer market window, securing the signatures of a host of footballing superstars, none of whom I have ever heard of. The fir...

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Funny story: John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s demise as manager of Manchester United’s troubled team have been circulating for months. Just last week, crack Spoof reporter, Monkey Woods, predicted Ole would soon be beating the bricks looking f...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Scores His First Goal For Manchester United

Harry Maguire Scores His First Goal For Manchester United

The strong tradition of FA Cup giantkilling, and fans' love of an upset were not uppermost in Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire's thoughts this afternoon, when, after only 11 minutes of the FA Cup 4th-round tie against Tran...

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Funny story: Manchester United Overseas Fan Clubs Challenge UK Fan Club To Online Quiz Night

Manchester United Overseas Fan Clubs Challenge UK Fan Club To Online Quiz Night

Manchester United are, numerically, the most-supported football club in the world. They have fans in every country, and those fans' attachment to the club - even though many have no idea where Manchester is - is passionate. Many of them are so pas...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle

Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, will face further pressure on his position in the morning, after his lacklustre side caved-in and lost at home to Burnley tonight, with the fans showing their total disgust about the performance by walkin...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Seen Mincing In Arndale Centre

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Seen Mincing In Arndale Centre

Excited and amazed shoppers stood and gawped in the Manchester Arndale Centre last Saturday afternoon, as the Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire - ostensibly on a shopping trip - passed amongst them executing a perfect minc...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Buys Custom-Made Captain's Armband Out Of His Own Money

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Buys Custom-Made Captain's Armband Out Of His Own Money

It's a very big responsibility being the captain of any football team, and Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, set out as he meant to go on yesterday, after he found the captain's armband was not to his liking - he went out and bought...

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Funny story: Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

Liverpool Out To Get Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer The Sack

It's one of the biggest rivalries in football, and when Liverpool take on Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday, the hosts will be putting in an extra special effort to put United to the sword, by trouncing them and getting their Norwegian boss, Ole...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Challenges Liverpool's Andy Robertson To A Snooker Match

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Challenges Liverpool's Andy Robertson To A Snooker Match

They played in the same Premier League team in 2017, but central defender, Harry Maguire, and left-back, Andy Robertson, have gone up in the world since then, and the two friends are now star players for Manchester United and Liverpool, respectively.

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Funny story: Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match

Manchester United: Defeat Against Norwich Will Be Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Last Match

Manchester United go into a crucial match against bottom-of-the-table Norwich City at Old Trafford this afternoon, knowing that a defeat would almost certainly bring down the curtain on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's managerial reign. After Wednesday's hu...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Wants To Be Kept On 'In Some Capacity'

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Wants To Be Kept On 'In Some Capacity'

Beleaguered Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, knows it is just a matter of time before he loses his job at the club, but says he loves being around Old Trafford, and would appreciate being kept on "in some capacity". The Norwegian, 46,...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Victim Of Anonymous Prank After Someone Shits In His Football Boots

An investigation is underway at Old Trafford this evening, after it was found that Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, had become the unwitting victim of a senseless and evil prank, and that some filthy animal had taken a s...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Wants To Score Goals

Harry Maguire Wants To Score Goals

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, has told team-mates that, despite his success at the club, and his pivotal role in the Old Trafford back four, he harbours a secret desire to score goals, and lots of them. Maguire...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Has Decided To Leave His Christmas Shopping Until After The Sales Start

Harry Maguire Has Decided To Leave His Christmas Shopping Until After The Sales Start

You wouldn't have thought he'd have been short of a bob or two, but that's the impression several people have been given tonight, after Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, announced that he is to leave his Christmas-present shopping un...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire To Play Father Christmas At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, is to take on an extra responsibility over the coming Christmas period, when he will be donning a Santa Claus suit and a big, fluffy, white beard, and acting as the official club Fath...

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