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Funny story: Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

BILLINGSGATE POST: According to Sky Sports, an international soccer match between England and Bulgaria’s national teams was interrupted twice Monday by semi-nude streakers wearing Saran Wrap Speedos and hoodies. The referee was forced to pause th...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is

Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is

"The fictional character from J.K. Rowling's stories?" was Nashville, Tennessee, resident Bonnie Bordeaux's best guess as to who the wildly talented, charming, all-around-wonderful English footballer Harry Maguire is. "I love that series! But isn't s...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Helps England Almost Draw

Harry Maguire Helps England Almost Draw

It turned out not to be England's night last night, after they were beaten by a late, late goal to lose 2-1 to the Czech Republic in Prague. The Three Lions took the lead through a Harry Kane penalty after 5 minutes, but one can't help thinking it...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Man Utd Team Reading Works Of Existentialist Albert Camus

Harry Maguire: Man Utd Team Reading Works Of Existentialist Albert Camus

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, is so absolutely hacked-off with things at Old Trafford, what with poor performances and the 'Ole Gunnar Solskjaer situation', that he is suffering from depression, and has taken to reading t...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Named England Captain For Czech Game

Harry Maguire Named England Captain For Czech Game

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, is to be given the captain's armband when England travel to Prague to play the Czech Republic in their European Championship Group A qualifying match tomorrow, Friday 11 October. For Maguire,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Seriously Considering His Future

Harry Maguire Seriously Considering His Future

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who, it could be said, had the world at his feet just three short months ago, is now seriously considering his future, and a possible move out of Old Trafford in the January transfer...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

In an announcement from Old Trafford just minutes ago, it was revealed that Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to be replaced with immediate effect by £80million summer signing from Leicester City, Harry Maguire. Maguire, 26, beco...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Has Gone Into Hiding

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Has Gone Into Hiding

Beleagured Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is reported to have gone into hiding after being relentlessly slammed in the press for his team's inept performances in the Premier League this season. United sit in 12th place in the lea...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire “Big Hat-No Cattle” Said New Manager “Action” Jackson

Harry Maguire “Big Hat-No Cattle” Said New Manager “Action” Jackson

BILLINGSGATE POST: It didn’t take long for new Manchester United Manager “Action” Jackson to ruffle some feathers, once he took over his new job from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Action grew up on a ranch in North Dakota, where fools and imposters were...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Harry Maguire: Players Are Fed Up Of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Red Devils in an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has said the ongoing rumours over the future of manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, are starting to have a negative effec...

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Funny story: Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Manchester United In Relegation Battle

Harry Maguire: Manchester United In Relegation Battle

It's not often you see Manchester United 'down among the dead men' and in a relegation battle, but, after Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's men were beaten yet again yesterday - this time at St. James' Park - thats precisely the position in which they find them...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Tweet Deemed "Offensive" By Manchester United Fans, And Deleted

Harry Maguire Tweet Deemed "Offensive" By Manchester United Fans, And Deleted

Manchester United fans' love affair with £80million summer buy, Harry Maguire, may be 'on the rocks' this morning, after a Twitter tweet the star made yesterday annoyed a section of supporters with its content. This came after disgruntled United f...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire In Changing Room 'Groping' Incident

Harry Maguire In Changing Room 'Groping' Incident

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender is tonight at the centre of not only the famous Old Traffotd club's shaky defence, but also of groping accusations, which manager Ole Hunnar Solskjaer has said he is determined to get to the b...

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Funny story: Harry Kane Says Tottenham Were Unlucky In Bayern Munich Rout

Harry Kane Says Tottenham Were Unlucky In Bayern Munich Rout

Tottenham Hotspur captain, Harry Kane, claimed his side were unlucky, and did not get "the rub of the green" in their Champions League match against Bayern Munich at White Hart Lane last night. Spurs were mauled 7-2. It could have been more.

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Funny story: The Onion Steals Johnny Shlep From The Spoof: Highway Robbery!

The Onion Steals Johnny Shlep From The Spoof: Highway Robbery!

BILLINGSGATE POST: Former TheSpoof.com writer Johnny Shlep has been proffered an offer he couldn’t refuse. The Onion, an American satirical digital media company located in Chicago, announced that Johnny Shlep, formally one of the elite writers for...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Wishes He'd Stayed At Leicester

Harry Maguire Wishes He'd Stayed At Leicester

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who was the subject of an £80million summer transfer from Leicester City, has experienced a somewhat disappointing start to his Old Trafford career, with United currently in tenth posi...

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