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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Play Santa Claus At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire To Play Santa Claus At Manchester United Christmas Party

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, is to take on an extra responsibility over the coming Christmas period, when he will be donning a Santa Claus suit and a big, fluffy, white beard, and acting as the official club Fath...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Manchester United Can Be Champions

Harry Maguire: Manchester United Can Be Champions

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender, has said that his team can still win the Premier League title this season - and he can prove it. The Yorkshireman was speaking after United's stunning 2-1 victory over their intens...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Warned About Xmas Carol Singing Nuisance

Harry Maguire Warned About Xmas Carol Singing Nuisance

The festive season is well-and truly upon us, and not without an early controversy, as Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire and his girlfriend Fern Hawkins have upset some of their neighbours with their own particular brand of...

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Funny story: England In Bid To Score 10 Tomorrow Night Against Kosovo

England In Bid To Score 10 Tomorrow Night Against Kosovo

There was confidence aplenty running through the England squad this morning, as they woke up early to prepare for their 'academic' Euro 2020 qualifying game against Kosovo in Pristina on Sunday. The corresponding fixture at The Dell, recently, end...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Harry Maguire To Preside Over Manchester United Christmas Service

Manchester United have announced full details of their Christmas and New Year celebrations, with the highlight being the MUFC Christmas Service to be held outside Old Trafford on Sunday, 22 December, and which will be presided over by central defende...

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Funny story: First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

First Genetically Engineered Cat Girl Licks Harry Maguire’s Balls

BILLINGSGATE POST: Shockwaves reverberated throughout the febrile English football world as the first genetically engineered cat girl broke ranks with tradition, and licked Manchester United defenseman Harry Maguire’s balls as he went onto the field...

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Funny story: VAR To Be Reviewed By VARVAR

VAR To Be Reviewed By VARVAR

The controversial Video Assistant Referee system that is causing so much confusion and animosity amongst players, coaches and football fans at the moment, is to undergo a major change, in that the initial VAR decision could now be reviewed by a secon...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Switch On Manchester Christmas Lights

Harry Maguire To Switch On Manchester Christmas Lights

There was good news for the shopping public of Manchester today, when it was announced that Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, would be appearing 'in person' in the city centre on Thursday, 14 November, to switch the city's Christ...

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Funny story: Murder Suspect May Buy Manchester United

Murder Suspect May Buy Manchester United

The red half of Greater Manchester is buzzing with expectation tonight, after it was leaked to the media that the lead suspect in the as-yet unsolved Jamal Khashoggi murder, Saudi Arabian Prince Mohammed bin Salman, is interested in buying Manchester...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

BILLINGSGATE POST: According to Sky Sports, an international soccer match between England and Bulgaria’s national teams was interrupted twice Monday by semi-nude streakers wearing Saran Wrap Speedos and hoodies. The referee was forced to pause th...

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Funny story: Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is

Nashville Woman Offends Billions by Not Knowing Who Harry Maguire Is

"The fictional character from J.K. Rowling's stories?" was Nashville, Tennessee, resident Bonnie Bordeaux's best guess as to who the wildly talented, charming, all-around-wonderful English footballer Harry Maguire is. "I love that series! But isn't s...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Helps England Almost Draw

Harry Maguire Helps England Almost Draw

It turned out not to be England's night last night, after they were beaten by a late, late goal to lose 2-1 to the Czech Republic in Prague. The Three Lions took the lead through a Harry Kane penalty after 5 minutes, but one can't help thinking it...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: Man Utd Team Reading Works Of Existentialist Albert Camus

Harry Maguire: Man Utd Team Reading Works Of Existentialist Albert Camus

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, is so absolutely hacked-off with things at Old Trafford, what with poor performances and the 'Ole Gunnar Solskjaer situation', that he is suffering from depression, and has taken to reading t...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Named England Captain For Czech Game

Harry Maguire Named England Captain For Czech Game

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, is to be given the captain's armband when England travel to Prague to play the Czech Republic in their European Championship Group A qualifying match tomorrow, Friday 11 October. For Maguire,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Seriously Considering His Future

Harry Maguire Seriously Considering His Future

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who, it could be said, had the world at his feet just three short months ago, is now seriously considering his future, and a possible move out of Old Trafford in the January transfer...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

Harry Maguire To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manchester United Manager

In an announcement from Old Trafford just minutes ago, it was revealed that Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is to be replaced with immediate effect by £80million summer signing from Leicester City, Harry Maguire. Maguire, 26, beco...

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Funny story: Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Has Gone Into Hiding

Manchester United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Has Gone Into Hiding

Beleagured Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is reported to have gone into hiding after being relentlessly slammed in the press for his team's inept performances in the Premier League this season. United sit in 12th place in the lea...

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