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Funny story: Writer Writes Humorless Story Of No Importance

Writer Writes Humorless Story Of No Importance

A man who claims to be "exasperated beyond belief", and to have had about as much as he can take, has said he's written a pointless, meaningless, and, most importantly, humorless story on the satirical news website, The Spoof. Citing what he says…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Wants To Leave Manchester United

Harry Maguire Wants To Leave Manchester United

You couldn't make it up! Only two weeks after the official restart of the Premier League season, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said that he wants to leave Old Trafford in the summer! Roundly criticised for his inept performa…

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Funny story: Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Monkey Woods, renowned infamous Spoof writer, devout Yorkshireman, and Hull City die-hard supporter, has recently been observed as an obsessive Manchester United observer, because of one player, Harry Maguire! Jaggedone, a die-hard Manchester Unit…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Spoken To By Police In Connection With Fan Abduction Incident

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Spoken To By Police In Connection With Fan Abduction Incident

Police in Norfolk have said they have spoken to the Manchester United captain and England defender, Harry Maguire, about an incident in which they say a fan was abducted outside Carrow Road after the FA Cup quarter-final tie between Norwich and Unit…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

Harry Maguire’s Paper Mache Statue Toppled And Burned By Angry Fans

BILLINGSGATE POST: What Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said about the toppling of the iconic paper mache statue of Harry Maguire, which had stood outside the confines of Old Trafford since the lockdown, sadly manifested the disappointment for both the travail...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Harry Maguire Scores Fantastic Goal During Extra Time In Training

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Scores Fantastic Goal During Extra Time In Training

As the return of Premier League football gets ever nearer, there was good news for Manchester United this week, when centeal defender and captain, Harry Maguire, showed he is 'raring to go' by scoring a fantastic individual goal during training. U...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start

Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start

With the recommencement of the Premier League season just around the corner, and the news, earlier today, that six players from three PL clubs have tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has spoken ou...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Meet Elmer Smuckmeister In Cow Pie Throwing Contest

Harry Maguire To Meet Elmer Smuckmeister In Cow Pie Throwing Contest

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a special to be aired on prime time TV next Sunday, Elmer Smuckmeister will go up against Manchester United football icon, Harry Maguire, in a cow pie throwing contest. With the Coronavirus pandemic virtually shutting down al...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Harry Maguire Says Lockdown Should Be Optional

Manchester United: Harry Maguire Says Lockdown Should Be Optional

Seven weeks into the Coronavirus lockdown, and Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has finally spoken out on the plight of the British public as they writhe and squirm in their homes, fidgeting to get out and into the pubs, shopping centres and...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Present Podcast From His Back Garden

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Present Podcast From His Back Garden

The Coronavirus and the subsequent lockdown may well have put paid to the football season, but Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, is doing his best to keep fans' spirits up by recording a weekly podcast from his very own b...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Going To Barcelona?

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Going To Barcelona?

It seems almost too unbelievable to be true - especially at this moment in time, with the whole world at the mercy of a global health scare from the Coronavirus pandemic - but it seems that Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, has s...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Has Coronavirus Immunity

As scientists raced to find a cure for the deadly Coronavirus yesterday, hope for humanity sprang from an unlikely source, when it was announced that Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, had shown an immunity to the plague. Magui...

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Funny story: United Kingdom Turns To Harry Maguire For Guidance And Inspiration

United Kingdom Turns To Harry Maguire For Guidance And Inspiration

BILLINGSGATE POST: Turning away from secularism and its attendant hedonism, frightened beyond belief that the fickle finger of Coronavirus will point to them, descendants of the people who gathered together under Winston Churchill to defeat Hitler’s...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Self-Isolating In His Gas Cupboard

The Coronavirus has completed its first phase of infecting enough people to get humanity's attention, and is now in its second stage: sowing the seeds of fear into the population, and making them think the 'end of the world is nigh'. And so it was...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It

There were wild celebrations at Old Trafford on Sunday afternoon, in what was Manchester United's third victory over their city rivals Manchester City this season, but there was confusion during the post-match press conference when captain, Harry Mag...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Manchester United: Fans Starting To Get Fed Up Of Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who joined the Reds in an £80million deal last July, is one of the most popular footballers in the world at the moment, but that hasn't stopped some 'journalists' chuntering about the amount of pr...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire In Twitter Confusion

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire In Twitter Confusion

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has said he is doing everything possible to get fit for the Derby match, but this was confusing, as the Derby match has already been played, on Wednesday, United having won 3-0. Talking about things that a...

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