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Noel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters

Funny story: Noel Edmonds To Present New Series Of Swap Shop, Complete With Chunky, Knitted Sweaters

Former children's TV presenter, Noel Edmonds, who is now thought by many to be bordering on insane as a result of his severe overexposure to audiences, is believed to have been approached to host a brand new series of the Saturday early morning child...

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Man Can Still Remember Swap Shop Telephone Number

Funny story: Man Can Still Remember Swap Shop Telephone Number

It's not unusual to remember people, places and events from one's childhood, but one man astonished his friends this week, by telling them that, off the top of his head, he could remember the telephone number for the 1970s Saturday morning children's...

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Noel Edmonds 'as bad as' Jeremy Kyle

Funny story: Noel Edmonds 'as bad as' Jeremy Kyle

Noel Edmonds has been described as a hopeless nacissist and financial bandit in his bid to buy up auntie Beeb at a knock down price. Bosses at the BBC have confirmed interest from Edmonds and a maverick team of misfits in pursuit of the corporatio...

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Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Funny story: Noel Edmonds "Gotcha" Goes Too Far Claims DLT

Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis, who was found not guilty earlier this month of 12 counts of indecent assault believes that fellow former DJ and long term friend Noel Edmonds went to far with his latest "Gotcha" stunt made famous during Edmond's Sa...

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Mr Blobby arrested on suspicion of offenses carried out in 1990s

Star of Noel Edmonds' Saturday night show "Noel's house party", Mr Blobby, has been arrested by detectives from Operation Yewtree on suspicion of a string of offenses carried out during the 1990s. Several allegations against the bulbous pink star...

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Noel Edmonds' Beard Arrested

Funny story: Noel Edmonds' Beard Arrested

Noel Edmonds' beard, Bertie, was sensationally arrested today on suspicion of inappropriate use of Just For Men. Bertie and Edmonds were recording an edition of 'Deal or No Deal' when armed police swooped on the studios. Bertie was then taken to S...

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Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Funny story: Noel Edmonds arrested when Deal or No Deal Cult exposed

Noel Edmonds has been arrested by London Metropolitan Police this morning, when it was revealed that Deal or No Deal is a cult. "We first figured that Edmonds was a wrong 'un," said Detective Inspector Oscar Romeo, who led the investigation, "when...

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Noel Deals A Blow To TV Watchdog

Funny story: Noel Deals A Blow To TV Watchdog

Celebrity beardy bloke, Noel Edmonds, was thanking his lucky stars this evening following a ruling that found him not guilty of misrepresentation in the presentation of his hit show, Deal or no Deal The diminutive gnome-like former breakfast jock...

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Derek Acorah to appear on Deal or No Deal

Funny story: Derek Acorah to appear on Deal or No Deal

Derek Acorah, the Jedi Master of Psychics is to appear alongside Mystic Meg, Joe Power, Colin Fry, Belinda Bentley and several other celebrity psychics in a special one-off edition of the tedious probabilities show, Deal or No Deal. "This is going...

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David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Funny story: David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff has pledged his support for a campaign to reopen Morecambe, the North Lancashire town and Britain's Most Decrepit Seaside Resort 2005. Morecambe, voted Britain's Most Desolate Ghost Town in 1999, has been closed si...

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Goden Grobes - Thai Tannic

Funny story: Goden Grobes - Thai Tannic

Astonishing news just in that James Cameron has bowed to Far Eastern pressure and will film a Chinese version of the already world famous disaster film. Interest has been huge and actors already signed up. Dannii Minogue will play the Captain,...

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Deal or No Deal Star in accident

Funny story: Deal or No Deal Star in accident

Noel Edmonds, star of TV game show Deal or No Deal, broke his hair when he tripped onstage. Edmonds, known for his beautifully coiffed golden perm, was in shock and had to be sedated to prevent his mullet from going into spasms. Contestants loo...

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Obama administration recruit Noel Edmonds to deal with North Korean problem

The Obama administration has indicated a new line of policy after recruiting bearded TV presenter Noel Edmonds to help deal with the belligerent North Korean state. Edmonds, who has enjoyed a successful career including hits like Multi-coloured Sw...

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Letters To The Editor From Famous Types Part I

Funny story: Letters To The Editor From Famous Types Part I

Dear Sir, Excuse me for taking up space on your letters page, but I feel the need to vent. And, let's be honest. I've read some of these letters you get sent in. How can I put it delicately? They're not exactly the Collected Letters of Robert Southey are they? So it's not as if I am taking up valuable literary space, now, is it? And no, I don't know who the fuck Robert Southey is, I just go...

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Noel Edmonds admits "I am a total prick."

Funny story: Noel Edmonds admits "I am a total prick."

Serial murderer of daytime TV has finally admitted he is "a gold plated knob-end". "I've ruined so many lives on 'deal or no deal' that I've lost count. I've probably been to more funerals than Jeremy Kyle. I'm so ashamed of goading people into ma...

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Edmonds and Kyle to face death penalty

Funny story: Edmonds and Kyle to face death penalty

The incoming government has vowed to clamp down on seedy and supine daytime television. Key targets have been identified as evergreen Noel Edmonds and moronic Jeremy Kyle. A home office spokesperson stated - "If we are to combat obesity, then we m...

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Annoying, fat, Scouse woman on Deal or No Deal drives angry viewers to watch Midsomer Murders instead

Funny story: Annoying, fat, Scouse woman on Deal or No Deal drives angry viewers to watch Midsomer Murders instead

Daytime TV viewers were up in arms today after self righteous, gnome Noel Edmonds, chose an irritating lump of lard from Liverpool to be the contestant on Deal Or No Deal. Fans of the show took an immediate dislike to her and reached for their rem...

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Noel's House Departy

Funny story: Noel's House Departy

It has been rumoured that Noel Edmounds is to quit TV, and that his production company, 'Noel's Shit Party' will no longer make any programmes. A television insider said: "To be honest we were getting rid of the twat anyay. Look, people are just...

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