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Funny story: Short of Food? Farage for it!

Short of Food? Farage for it!

Fears of empty supermarket shelves are driving people to find alternative food sources. One suggestion is to go out and find it in the wild. Some call it foraging. But an expert in these matters, wearing a trilby hat and brandishing a pint of Bri…

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot

Jacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot

Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg faced ridicule yesterday when he was unable to pose for a photoshoot with a Kalashnikov AK47 assault rifle due to his inability to lift the weapon from the table. Rees-Mogg, dressed in a John Bull un…

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Funny story: The United Kingdom May Have To Cancel Christmas

The United Kingdom May Have To Cancel Christmas

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has commented that the 2021 Christmas season may be cancelled. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck learned from a source within Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth is highly upset at the prospect…

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Funny story: Sausage War Armistice Declared

Sausage War Armistice Declared

It has been a long and fruitless conflict. Yet now it is over. Today, at the sausageth minute, of the sausageth hour, of the sausageth day of July, we shall remember the fallen. Those poor sausages who didn't make it. For many didn't make it. They…

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Funny story: Britain preparing for sausage war with EU

Britain preparing for sausage war with EU

The people of Northern Ireland have been stuffed again. From the end of June there will be a ban on British sausages being imported there. Thanks to Boris Johnson's Northern Ireland protocol, there is now a customs borders down the Irish Sea separ…

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Funny story: UK secures trade deal with Nambia

UK secures trade deal with Nambia

Britain's post-Brexit future is looking bright, after trade minister Liz Truss announced a trade deal with the completely non-fictional African nation of Nambia. The deal means that bush meat supplies to the UK will be secure, allowing kebab shops…

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Funny story: PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"

PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"

Boris Johnson has hailed free ports as the solution to the problems that weren't caused by Brexit at all. The first one opens this week in Scunthorpe. Britain hasn't had a free port since 2012 and the port is already controversial for the businesses…

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Funny story: UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

Many of the idiots who voted for Brexit did so in the hope that Britain would regain control of its borders. However, in the latest development in the saga, the UK will be ignoring all customs controls on EU imports indefinitely. "We don't need bo…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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Funny story: Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Britain - but not Northern Ireland - left the EU at the end of 2020, and importing and exporting has not been the same since. Geoff Turnip is an importer/exporter from Bishop's Prepuce who exports beef, and imports strudel. "Bringing in the strude…

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Funny story: Piracy on the high seas is back

Piracy on the high seas is back

Brexit Britain is a sea of opportunity. According to Tory MP Iain Duncan-Smith, he wishes he was 22 again, so that he could take advantage of those opportunities and start "buccaneering" again. But a pirate ship is no place for a bald old man with…

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Funny story: Missing Brexit Voting Slips Found

Missing Brexit Voting Slips Found

There was a major talking point brewing this evening, after refuse collectors in London found an undisclosed number of EU referendum voting slips dumped in fourteen black plastic dustbin liners outside the home of former prime minister, Theresa May.

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Funny story: Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

They may have won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years last season, and are currently sitting at the top of the table this time round, but Liverpool Football Club are in a poor run of form. The Reds have claimed just 2 points ou…

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Funny story: David Cameron Found In Attic

David Cameron Found In Attic

Missing David Cameron has been found in an attic in the Cotswolds, when residents put away their Christmas decorations. The ex-UK Prime Minister, who was pretty much responsible for the whole Brexit debacle, has been missing since stepping down, s…

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Funny story: Boris to build giant stone heads along south coast

Boris to build giant stone heads along south coast

In a rambling New Year's speech, Prime Minister Boris Johnson bragged about the post-Brexit trade deal he made with the EU, and gave his thoughts on the future direction of the country. "Finally, we can do what we always wanted," he said with his…

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Funny story: Boris boasts Brexit deal as "great victory"

Boris boasts Brexit deal as "great victory"

After years of negotiation, the UK finally agreed post-Brexit trade arrangements with the EU this week. Prime Minister Boris Johnson boasted that he had secured the best possible deal. He said, "We have successfully negotiated access to the Europe…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is at the centre of an assault claim this morning, after he alleged that various European leaders 'ganged-up' on him after the end of the latest Brussels summit, and took turns to kick him up the bottom. Johnso…

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