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Funny story: Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

Eurotrash Returns To Screens In Bid To Reverse Brexit Vote

In what is being seen as a last-ditch attempt to usurp democracy, and deny the voting public its victory at the polls, the government has ordered TV reruns of the 1990s show 'Eurotrash', in a bid to change people's minds about Europe. Hosted by th...

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Funny story: Renault Remoaner - Our Motoring Correspondent's Review

Renault Remoaner - Our Motoring Correspondent's Review

Inital Impressions Good to drive, and seems fairly reliable. First impressions are good but quickly fade due to overbearing cruise control that steps in when you least need it. Controls are simple, as everything is remote-controlled from a shady o...

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Funny story: More Tory Leadership Candidates Reveal Drug-Fuelled Pasts

More Tory Leadership Candidates Reveal Drug-Fuelled Pasts

The Tory Leadership stakes have risen dramatically in the last 24 hours, with more and more candidates confessing to past illegal drug-use, writes Archery, Bridge, Hare-Jugging, Real Tennis, Topological Homeomorphism and Political Correspondent, Clai...

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Funny story: Tories Looking For New Dealer

Tories Looking For New Dealer

London, UK - (Snorting Mess): Conservatives must appoint a new Narcotic Business Secretary following the collapse of the government’s flagshit Brexit New Deal Strategy which left ministers exposed as a bunch of crack-peddling tossers in hock to Donal...

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Funny story: Jacob Rees Mogg held following 'frenzied attack' on Honey Boo Boo

Jacob Rees Mogg held following 'frenzied attack' on Honey Boo Boo

Controversial Conservative backbencher and leading Brexiteer, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has been remanded in custody after allegedly attacking, child TV personality, Honey Boo Boo, with a Victorian life-preserver - a type of wooden cudgel. Rees-Mogg, 49, a...

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

Tory Leadership Contest Latest: Chris Grayling Enters the Fray

There were whoops of joy from the membership of the "Conservative & Unionist" party (male and white, average age 57) today as Transport Secretary Chris Grayling threw his hat into the ever-expanding ring. "He's just what we need to open up the...

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Funny story: Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

Village forced to use toilets as polling station after Scout hut burns down

Residents of the tiny Wiltshire village of Nether Regus are this morning placing their MEP votes at an emergency polling station set up in the local public toilets. Their usual polling venue is in the 1st Nether Scout hut which, unfortunately, bur...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage Calls In Pest Control

Nigel Farage Calls In Pest Control

Nigel Farage, the British politician and 'voice of the man in the street', has had to resort to calling pest control officers to his home in Single Street, after a pest infestation on a Biblical scale. Farage, the leader of the Brexit Party, and f...

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Funny story: Trump Issues Pardon For Theresa May Offers Asylum In Mara Largo

Trump Issues Pardon For Theresa May Offers Asylum In Mara Largo

Donald Trump today held a special Rose Garden briefing to discuss Theresa May's recent resignation from the Prime Ministership at #10 Downing Street. Mr Trump showed up at the podium and displayed his general ignorance of British politics and, indeed...

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Funny story: Brexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier

Brexit-type Decisions To Be Made Easier

After nearly three years of hedging, wrangling, delaying tactics, and with less than five minutes to go before B-day, the government is looking for a new way to make decisions over things like Brexit. There have been countless disagreements during...

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Funny story: Outrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears

Outrage as Farage's EU Election Results Party is Called Off by Police in Milkshake Riot Fears

Boston is a small port in Lincolnshire, on the east coast of England. The Borough of Boston has a population of approximately 70,000 people and prides itself on being the most pro-Brexit constituency in the United Kingdom with 75.6% (22,974 votes) of...

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Funny story: Tory Brexiteers Call for Heseltine to Be Expelled from Party

Tory Brexiteers Call for Heseltine to Be Expelled from Party

The ex-deputy prime minister and Conservative peer Lord Heseltine has said he would not back the Tories in this week's European election because of the "Conservative & Unionist" party's pro-Brexit stance. The errant lord has defended his decisio...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"

Nigel Farage: "I can't stop eating voles"

Eight-times failed MP and part-time political figure Nigel Farage has revealed an unusual dietary habit: he eats at least one whole vole every day. He began the habit while spending time in Strasbourg as a member of the European Parliament, where...

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Funny story: Britain's cummerbund industry expecting post-Brexit boom

Britain's cummerbund industry expecting post-Brexit boom

While many are predicting doom and gloom after Britain leaves the EU, at least one industry is hoping that it will thrive in the new order. Cummerbunds are worn by everyone from waiters to butlers, to people who have to hire one for a formal event. T...

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Funny story: Welcome to Menda-City - New Town to be constructed after Brexit

Welcome to Menda-City - New Town to be constructed after Brexit

"Clever, don't you think?", explained Boris as he announced the launch of a 'new town' to be built after the UK has finally wrenched itself from the claws of Brussels. "We thought about calling it Lying-in-wait. Get it? But that seemed somewhat feebl...

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Funny story: Sex robot gives birth to infant hoover

Sex robot gives birth to infant hoover

Doctors at The Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel in East London, have announced that a robot designed for sexual purposes has given birth to a Henry the Hoover. A spokesperson for the maternity unit told newsmen that the robot was admitted yest...

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Funny story: The Bomb Plot

The Bomb Plot

Brexiteers were up in arms today after a grenade was donated to a charity shop in Norfolk causing minimal disruption. Upon discovering the “suspicious device” staff called the police who closed down local shops before making bringing in specialist un...

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