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Funny story: Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

Man Says He No Longer Reads The News, As It's Too Scary

A man who worries a bit too much about things, has said that he's had it, he's fed up, and he just isn't going to read the 'real news' anymore, as it's just too frightening. Moys Kenwood, 56, said: "I've had it, I'm fed up, and I just aren't go...

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Funny story: Storm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters

Storm Boris sweeps through Europe, causing damage to European Union offices, European Court of Justice and European fishing fleet that was heading to UK waters

Severe weather warnings across Europe have been issued, after high winds were spotted spiralling across the English Channel towards the continent. A weather watcher on the cliffs of Dover said he was able to make out a giant face in the swirling air,...

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Funny story: Millions of Britons could starve to death as foreign cooks won’t be allowed into the country after Brexit

Millions of Britons could starve to death as foreign cooks won’t be allowed into the country after Brexit

Politicians are warning that millions of lives could be lost after Britain exits the EU, if tough immigration laws proposed by the government are enacted. These laws would mean that workers from Europe would no longer be allowed into the country unle...

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Funny story: London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

London Mayor Sadiq Khan demands that London should be part of the EU

Barmy Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, told reporters at a news conference that Londoners should be allowed to “keep their EU citizenship” after Brexit. Khan, who once famously allowed a great big blimp of US President Donald Trump to be floated over...

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Funny story: English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes

English Towns And Cities With Foreign Names To Make Changes

The government has announced plans to look at changing all UK placenames that have a 'foreign sound', to something a little bit more English. The move comes just two weeks after Brexit, and is intended to appease people who think 'foreigners' stil...

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Funny story: UK & EU Summit interrupted by Laptop Grot

UK & EU Summit interrupted by Laptop Grot

A meeting of minds between the United Kingdom and European Union delegations at the EU's Brussels bunker, was rudely interrupted by the disturbing images of several deviant acts that were randomly splashed on a big projector screen at random interval...

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Funny story: Heavy snow predicted in London and Scotland as UK finally leaves EU

Heavy snow predicted in London and Scotland as UK finally leaves EU

As 11pm on 31 January 2020 finally came, and Britain left the EU after three years of rancorous debate, amid celebrations by thousands of people happy to finally get Brexit done, there were predictions of a cold front across Scotland and London, and...

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Funny story: John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

John Bolton To Replace Ole Gunnar Solskjaer As Manager of Manchester United

BILLINGSGATE POST: Rumors of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s demise as manager of Manchester United’s troubled team have been circulating for months. Just last week, crack Spoof reporter, Monkey Woods, predicted Ole would soon be beating the bricks looking f...

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Funny story: Brexit woman ‘gutted’ as commemorative tea towel disintegrates during first wash

Brexit woman ‘gutted’ as commemorative tea towel disintegrates during first wash

A 54-year-old woman from the north of England has expressed her dismay after the commemorative Brexit tea towel she had bought just days earlier, fell to bits in the washing machine during its maiden wash. Amanda Dann, a housewife and mother of tw...

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Funny story: Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins

Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins

Master of the Mint, Sajid Javid, is being held by officers from Scotland Yard this morning, after it was discovered a huge haul of special Brexit celebration 50p coins could not be accounted for. The commemorative coins should have gone into gener...

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Funny story: Brexit Party member returns to primaeval soup

Brexit Party member returns to primaeval soup

A 56-year-old man, who was one of the founder members of the staunch, anti-European Union, Brexit Party, has regressed down the evolutionary scale, and has now returned to the primaeval soup where life on earth first began, 4 billion years ago. Te...

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Funny story: General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

As the campaigning for the 2019 General Election has now got into full swing, some experts are saying that it's possible that many of the promises that have already been made by the major parties are "all talk", and will not be kept. It's normal f...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Brexit Party leader, Nigel Farage, has said that, if his party are successful and are elected to power in the December General Election, he will personally do his utmost to attempt to restore Britain to its former glorious past. Farage said that t...

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Funny story: Woman boils kettle on Brexiteer husband's head

Woman boils kettle on Brexiteer husband's head

A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London woman has told a local newspaper that she boiled a full kettle of water by placing it on the head of her staunch Brexiteer husband's head during a party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.

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Funny story: No more flooding after Brexit

No more flooding after Brexit

Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...

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Funny story: Festival of Brexit

Festival of Brexit

The insane cackling you can hear flowing out of Westminster is at the decision that Boris Johnson's government will push on with plans to have a “Festival of Brexit”. Which sounds as much fun as a “Festival of Cancer” or a “Festival of It Was Better...

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Funny story: Gunpowder Plot Arrangements Coming Along Nicely

Gunpowder Plot Arrangements Coming Along Nicely

Plans to plant several tons of explosive materials under the Houses of Parliament in order to annihilate a 'full house' of members on Tuesday, are going well, and are on schedule, it has been rumoured. An unknown number of malcontents have been bu...

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