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Macron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised

Funny story: Macron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised

The Spoof's Brussels correspondent, Plagny Toxique, has received a copy of French President Macron's secret Brexit plans after a UK government warning that Dover and other Channel ports face disruption of up to six months if the UK leaves the EU with...

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May's twin sister fools the Commons as the plot thickens

Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...

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UK Government In Chaos Over Brexit

Funny story: UK Government In Chaos Over Brexit

UK Prime Minister, Theresa May, acted decisively earlier, by cancelling Tuesday's vote by MPs on her Brexit deal, a vote she had previously said would go ahead. The U-turn came as no surprise to many, however, who, recognise that Mrs May is merely...

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Multimillionare Mogg says that Brexitocalypse is nothing to worry about

Funny story: Multimillionare Mogg says that Brexitocalypse is nothing to worry about

Nineteenth-century gentleman and unbelievably a politician, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has said that there is nothing to worry about from a no-deal Brexit, after the Bank of England reported that it would cause billions in damage to the UK economy. "We'll b...

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Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

Funny story: Tory Leadership Contenders, Who Gets The Spoof's Vote?

As all our readers know, the The Spoof is politically neutral as it hates all politicians, although we do reserve particular ire for Tories. So, in the last faltering days of weak and stable Theresa Maybot's premiership, it's time for The Spoof's political editor, Paxton Quigley, to evaluate the contenders for the leadership of both the Conservative & Unionist party and of our benighted countr...

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Theresa May's Love Letter

Theresa May has released a letter to the British public detailing her Brexit plan. The letter has been released in two forms: one, a traditional letter, and the other (to appeal to hardcore “Brexiteers”), will be released in the form of a thirty seco...

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Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

Funny story: Bad Deal on EU Double Glazing

The EU's double glazing department has come under increasing criticism lately about its over charging and binding contracts which most people in Britain believe need to be adhered to. We recently spoke to a bloke called Nigel who gave us the followin...

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Britons face quarantine after Brexit deadline

Just as Theresa May thought she'd struck a deal with her EU counterparts, the 27 remaining member countries have now agreed on a curtailment which will severely hurt any Briton travelling to Europe. As of April 2019, Britons will be subjected to 15 h...

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"Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Funny story: "Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...

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Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

Funny story: Theresa May Confesses "I Have Submitted a Letter of No Confidence in the PM's Leadership"

So-called Prime Minister, Theresa May, admitted today that she has had enough, and has consequently submitted her own letter of no confidence in her leadership to Sir Graham Brady, chair of the 1922 Committee of backbench Conservatives. Mrs May will...

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King Arthur Returns thanks to Brexit

King Arthur, the ancient king and knight of legend, has returned from his slumber on the Isle of Avalon, according to witnesses. The legend tells that Arthur will return when his country is in direst need, and, according to some, it has actually...

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Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg diagnosed with Brexitosis

Sources close to tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg (49) the MP for Somerset constituency of Much Gurning have confirmed what has been long feared, that he has been diagnosed with Brexitosis, something which is affecting an increasing number of MPs at Westmins...

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Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"

Funny story: Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"

Trading in shares of old gits' pub chain JD Wetherspoons was suspended today after their value crashed on news that one of its flagship pubs The Moon Under Water in the London borough of Balham had been closed without notice. Although it was named...

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Brexit deal close to being crimped off

Funny story: Brexit deal close to being crimped off

After two and a half years of straining and pushing, Brexit is almost ready to splash down into the toilet bowl of political reality, and flushed into the sewers of history like the steaming turd of an idea that it is. Brexit has marched through t...

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Brexit Couple To Divorce

Funny story: Brexit Couple To Divorce

The government's inability to come up with a firm plan for Brexit, and the uncertainty for the future this has brought, are being cited as "contributory factors" in the break-up of a Berkshire couple's marriage. Lee and Ramona Foater have been mar...

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Brexit Agreement Reached!

Funny story: Brexit Agreement Reached!

In a stunning turnaround, and against all the odds, the EU and the UK government put aside their previous differences on the Brexit deal, and finally reached an agreement to suit both sides: they agreed to disagree. The two factions, who had previ...

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Cabinet Summoned to Downing Street for May's Final Brexit Text But Says a Two Line Text Message "Isn't Enough"

Funny story: Cabinet Summoned to Downing Street for May's Final Brexit Text But Says a Two Line Text Message "Isn't Enough"

Cabinet members were called in this afternoon to sign off Theresa Maybot's Brexit deal but all was not well as it was condensed into a two line SMS or "text message" as Britons like to call it. "Ministers" were shocked by the paucity of information m...

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Teresa May on Brexit "To be perfectly honest, none of us fully understand what it is."

UK Prime Minister Teresa May has stated today, in an interview with Channel 4, that neither she nor any other parliament members in her office truly understand the inner workings of Brexit. In the candid interview with Channel 4's Mijabus Shaymfel, t...

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