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Funny story: Post-Brexit Bond films to be longer due to him facing long queues at airport check-in

Post-Brexit Bond films to be longer due to him facing long queues at airport check-in

The makers of the iconic James Bond movies have announced that they will be at least two hours longer in duration due to anticipated post-Brexit delays at passport control whenever the crack secret agent is assigned a mission at an exotic European lo...

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Funny story: Boris disappointed EU rejected his scribbled Brexit plan

Boris disappointed EU rejected his scribbled Brexit plan

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has returned crestfallen from his European trip, after the leaders of France and Germany rejected his proposed Brexit deal. TheSpoof caught an exclusive glimpse of the piece of paper on which Boris had written the d...

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Funny story: Noel Edmonds to reveal Brexit deal details on October 30th

Noel Edmonds to reveal Brexit deal details on October 30th

The UK government today announced that hairy one-time radio disc jockey and superstitious weirdo Noel Edmonds will present a special TV programme the day before Britain is due to leave the EU to tell the nation what kind of deal has been arranged.

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Funny story: Right Wing Stabby Stab

Right Wing Stabby Stab

Leading Brexiteers have once again condemned the “elite agenda” and vowed to “fight this injustice” all the way to the European Court of Human Rights. Vincent Fuller, raging twonk, has been found guilty of attempted murder after thrusting a knife...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Arm Wrestle Noel Edmonds In Battle To Host 'Deal Or No Deal' Comeback

Harry Maguire To Arm Wrestle Noel Edmonds In Battle To Host 'Deal Or No Deal' Comeback

Harry Maguire, football's golden boy, who signed for Melchester United in an £80million deal last week, could be involved in another 'deal' soon, after Channel 4 announced the sensational comeback of the last truly great TV gameshow, 'Deal Or No Deal...

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Funny story: Government reveals no-deal Brexit plan

Government reveals no-deal Brexit plan

The UK government is to deliver a leaflet to every household in the country, to help citizens prepare for the event of a no-deal Brexit. The leaflet will explain how to cope with possible food shortages, and instructs people to remain indoors in the...

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Funny story: Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

Drug Squad’s ‘Yippee’ At No-Deal Brexit Border Checks

London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Clear Up Brexit Mess

Harry Maguire To Clear Up Brexit Mess

Harry Maguire, Manchester United's new central defender who signed for the Reds from Leicester City on Monday for £80million, is to enter the world of politics. His first job will be to clear up the Brexit mess. Maguire has no political affilia...

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Funny story: The Flying Frenchman

The Flying Frenchman

Brexiteers were once again up in arms, legs and heads today as Frenchman, Franky Zapata, made a solo flight across the English Channel on a Flyboard, a move that is said to have shook hardline 'no deal' MPs to their core, and stiffened their resolve...

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Funny story: Anglesey Skeleton Crew

Anglesey Skeleton Crew

In another blow to British democracy, Scandinavian and Mediterranean skeletons have been found buried in an ancient graveyard in Anglesey. Heroic Brexiteers have rushed to the tiny cemetery in their thousands to show their displeasure at the find.

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg hospitalised following disastrous romp with blow-up sex doll

Jacob Rees-Mogg hospitalised following disastrous romp with blow-up sex doll

Controversial Tory MP, Jacob Rees-Mogg was admitted to a London hospital last night, after a kinky romp with an inflatable sex doll went disastrously wrong. Arch-Brexiteer Rees-Mogg received a number of injuries, after the doll exploded when he le...

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Funny story: Brexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public

Brexit now infecting every aspect of our lives complain British public

Much like explosive diarrhoea, Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving. It now appears to be infecting the most benign conversations. Every day, domestic drudgery and water-cooler moments are new opportunities for Brexiteers and Remainers to sling mu...

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Funny story: The Falling Pound

The Falling Pound

As the prospect of a no deal Brexit looms over the country like a leering, drunk uncle, the pound's value has once again fallen, plummeting to a new two-year low against both the dollar and the Euro. But, once again, heroic Brexiteers have informed u...

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Funny story: Mogg And Roll

Mogg And Roll

As the affably cuntish Boris Johnson assembles his “war cabinet” (a gang of sociopaths with no regard for anyone but themselves), the equally insane Mogg has begun to exert his influence over the government. Which, like anyone who has never really ha...

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Funny story: New PM Boris Johnson Succeeds in Bringing Unity to the Country

New PM Boris Johnson Succeeds in Bringing Unity to the Country

Charlatan. Liar. Narcissist. Unfit. Shambolic. Ramshackle. Incompetent. Arsehole. These are a few of the kinder epithets which have been thrown at Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson over the years, yet, somehow, today he finds himself ensconced b...

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Funny story: New Prime Minister Boris Johnson Pledges to Nationalise Wetherspoons

New Prime Minister Boris Johnson Pledges to Nationalise Wetherspoons

Bombast, bullshit and bollocks were the order of the day in Parliament today, as so-called Prime Minister Boris Johnson outlined his plans for the future of the not-so-United Kingdom. After a dressing-down from Her Majesty the Queen on Wednesday a...

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Funny story: Deliveroo Expands Operations to Cater for Lunar Explorers

Deliveroo Expands Operations to Cater for Lunar Explorers

Deliveroo is the fast-food delivery service that you either love or hate. You love Deliveroo if you're a lazy bastard who can't be arsed to get out of bed in the morning to cook breakfast, or pour milk on your corn flakes. You love Deliveroo if y...

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