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Funny story: Brexit Party member returns to primaeval soup

Brexit Party member returns to primaeval soup

A 56-year-old man, who was one of the founder members of the staunch, anti-European Union, Brexit Party, has regressed down the evolutionary scale, and has now returned to the primaeval soup where life on earth first began, 4 billion years ago. Te...

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Funny story: General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

As the campaigning for the 2019 General Election has now got into full swing, some experts are saying that it's possible that many of the promises that have already been made by the major parties are "all talk", and will not be kept. It's normal f...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Brexit Party leader, Nigel Farage, has said that, if his party are successful and are elected to power in the December General Election, he will personally do his utmost to attempt to restore Britain to its former glorious past. Farage said that t...

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Funny story: Woman boils kettle on Brexiteer husband's head

Woman boils kettle on Brexiteer husband's head

A 54-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London woman has told a local newspaper that she boiled a full kettle of water by placing it on the head of her staunch Brexiteer husband's head during a party political broadcast by the Liberal Democrats.

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Funny story: No more flooding after Brexit

No more flooding after Brexit

Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...

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Funny story: Festival of Brexit

Festival of Brexit

The insane cackling you can hear flowing out of Westminster is at the decision that Boris Johnson's government will push on with plans to have a “Festival of Brexit”. Which sounds as much fun as a “Festival of Cancer” or a “Festival of It Was Better...

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Funny story: Gunpowder Plot Arrangements Coming Along Nicely

Gunpowder Plot Arrangements Coming Along Nicely

Plans to plant several tons of explosive materials under the Houses of Parliament in order to annihilate a 'full house' of members on Tuesday, are going well, and are on schedule, it has been rumoured. An unknown number of malcontents have been bu...

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Funny story: Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

Halloween Cancelled After News That Pumpkins Are Imported From Europe

There's disappointment amongst children of all ages right across the country this evening, as the news filtered through that Halloween had been cancelled, after it was discovered that pumpkins are imported into the UK from Europe. The UK Food Agen...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum

Boris Johnson Issues Brexit Halloween Trick-Or-Treat Ultimatum

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had, according to sources, resigned himself to having his Brexit bill's 3-day timetable rejected by MPs, and not being able to leave the EU with his 'deal', but has now dragged the whole sorry process as low as it...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Reveals Brexit Date Was Chosen To Coincide With Jimmy Savile's Birthday

Boris Johnson Reveals Brexit Date Was Chosen To Coincide With Jimmy Savile's Birthday

Boris Johnson has revealed that his decision over the date for the UK leaving the European Union - 31 October - was a conscious one to honour the memory of former TV personality, Jimmy Savile, whose birthday it would have been on that day. Savile...

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Funny story: More Boris More Bluster

More Boris More Bluster

After yet another defeat in the House of Commons, and an embarrassing crawl back to the EU to beg for another Brexit extension, Prime Minister Johnson, has remained in a bullish mood, still seemingly clinging to the idea that “as long as you believe...

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Funny story: MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

It's been more than three years now since the UK referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, and still the government can't quite get the country 'over the line'. Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly asserted that, deal or no deal, Octobe...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Offers To Buy Round At Last-Chance Saloon

Boris Johnson Offers To Buy Round At Last-Chance Saloon

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson was desperately trying to rally support amongst fellow MPs for his Brexit deal last night, and, to show how desperate he really was, he invited anyone at all who bear it, to have a drink on him at the Last-Chance...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson No Confidence Vote Called For By His Dad

Boris Johnson No Confidence Vote Called For By His Dad

British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, is no stranger to controversy or criticism, but even he wouldn't have been bargaining on having to deal with the kind of hatred that's been pouring down on him like gameshow custard this last week. Johnson, i...

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Funny story: Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

Queen Demands The Head Of Boris Johnson

There was controversy-upon-controversy in Westminster this morning, when, after the UK Supreme Court ruled that Prime Minister Boris Johnson had acted unlawfully when he asked Her Majesty the Queen, on August 28, to suspend Parliament, the Queen, Her...

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Funny story: Labour to hold referendum on whether to hold a referendum

Labour to hold referendum on whether to hold a referendum

"We're leading from the front," said Jeremy Corbyn, as he spent the first day of the Labour Party Conference selling rock on Brighton Pier. In its quest to please every single person in the United Kingdom, the Labour Party has now pledged to hold a p...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Be Britain's Next Prime Minister?

Harry Maguire To Be Britain's Next Prime Minister?

When Boris Johnson lied to the Queen about the prorogation of Parliament last week, and was then 'found out', it was the death knell for the egotistical, shock-headed prime minister who, if he'll lie to Her Majesty, cannot surely be trusted to tell...

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