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Funny story: UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

Many of the idiots who voted for Brexit did so in the hope that Britain would regain control of its borders. However, in the latest development in the saga, the UK will be ignoring all customs controls on EU imports indefinitely. "We don't need bo…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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Funny story: Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Brexit bus should have said, "We send the EU £350m a week. Let's spend it on pointless bureaucracy instead"

Britain - but not Northern Ireland - left the EU at the end of 2020, and importing and exporting has not been the same since. Geoff Turnip is an importer/exporter from Bishop's Prepuce who exports beef, and imports strudel. "Bringing in the strude…

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Funny story: Piracy on the high seas is back

Piracy on the high seas is back

Brexit Britain is a sea of opportunity. According to Tory MP Iain Duncan-Smith, he wishes he was 22 again, so that he could take advantage of those opportunities and start "buccaneering" again. But a pirate ship is no place for a bald old man with…

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Funny story: Missing Brexit Voting Slips Found

Missing Brexit Voting Slips Found

There was a major talking point brewing this evening, after refuse collectors in London found an undisclosed number of EU referendum voting slips dumped in fourteen black plastic dustbin liners outside the home of former prime minister, Theresa May.

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Funny story: Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

They may have won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years last season, and are currently sitting at the top of the table this time round, but Liverpool Football Club are in a poor run of form. The Reds have claimed just 2 points ou…

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Funny story: David Cameron Found In Attic

David Cameron Found In Attic

Missing David Cameron has been found in an attic in the Cotswolds, when residents put away their Christmas decorations. The ex-UK Prime Minister, who was pretty much responsible for the whole Brexit debacle, has been missing since stepping down, s…

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Funny story: Boris to build giant stone heads along south coast

Boris to build giant stone heads along south coast

In a rambling New Year's speech, Prime Minister Boris Johnson bragged about the post-Brexit trade deal he made with the EU, and gave his thoughts on the future direction of the country. "Finally, we can do what we always wanted," he said with his…

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Funny story: Boris boasts Brexit deal as "great victory"

Boris boasts Brexit deal as "great victory"

After years of negotiation, the UK finally agreed post-Brexit trade arrangements with the EU this week. Prime Minister Boris Johnson boasted that he had secured the best possible deal. He said, "We have successfully negotiated access to the Europe…

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Funny story: Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

Boris Johnson In 'Kick Me' Incident

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is at the centre of an assault claim this morning, after he alleged that various European leaders 'ganged-up' on him after the end of the latest Brussels summit, and took turns to kick him up the bottom. Johnso…

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Funny story: No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

No-Deal Brexit: Hull and Grimsby Cock-a-Hoop while most Britons admit We Don't Give a Sh*t About Fishing

"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…

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Funny story: Ship Importing Chlorinated Chicken Sinks

Ship Importing Chlorinated Chicken Sinks

A ship carrying three hundred tonnes of chlorinated chicken has sunk in the North Atlantic after striking an iceberg. Tabloid writers outdid themselves in an attempt to come up with the best Titanic pun - "Tita-Chick" yelled The Daily Felch. The…

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Funny story: UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

UK-EU withdrawal agreement is invalid! "Had my fingers crossed behind my back! So there!" claims PM

That model of integrity and honour, paragon of virtue, Boris Johnson, has expressed amazement at the EU's reaction to him wishing to renege on the withdrawal agreement he signed in January. "What a kerfuffle," began the Prime Minister, forcing EU…

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Funny story: Return of the piss vans

Return of the piss vans

Urination vehicles have not been seen in Manchester since the 1950s. In those days it was the rarity of toilets that meant many locals were happy to literally "spend a penny" to take a pee in one. Yet now, with coronavirus ravaging parts of the No…

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Funny story: Delia Smith Says Brexit Has Left A Bland Taste In Her Mouth

Delia Smith Says Brexit Has Left A Bland Taste In Her Mouth

Celebrity cookstress Delia Smith might not be the most likely candidate to put people straight about the political issues of the day, but she's been speaking on the subject of Britain's exit from the European Union this week, and she might just make…

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Funny story: Joe Pasquale Speaks Out On Brexit

Joe Pasquale Speaks Out On Brexit

There are people about who consider comedian and TV personality Joe Pasquale 'a bit silly', a bit of a buffoon, and certainly not worth listening to on any matters of serious import, but the comic has spoken out about Brexit, and has made a few peopl…

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Funny story: Government Admits It Doesn't Know What It's Doing

Government Admits It Doesn't Know What It's Doing

It's been a long time in coming, but the UK government finally admitted tonight, that it hasn't got a clue about what it's doing. Having muddled through the Brexit fiasco, and currently making a complete pig's ear of the Coronavirus situation, Pri…

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