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Funny story: A new island rises between Britain and Europe

A new island rises between Britain and Europe

A new island has mysteriously popped up in the Channel between Britain and France. The island is all stone, rising 500 feet, creating a wall around the interior—a sight reminiscent of Lord of the Rings (which was filmed in New Zealand, so think of th…

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Funny story: Will Ford Brexit production start in Aidensfield?

Will Ford Brexit production start in Aidensfield?

YORKSHIRE, England – (Satire News) – As we reported at the beginning of the year, a completely new type of British car is on the planning table. The name of the new innovation is Ford Brexit. This car model has an inward-sloping rear window, so c…

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Funny story: Northern Ireland to Get 'Special Treatment' in New Sunak Brexit Deal

Northern Ireland to Get 'Special Treatment' in New Sunak Brexit Deal

Northern Ireland is having a big Tantrum over Brexit - so Rishi and the Conservatives are bending over backward to placate them with special Brexit legislation - (and the European Union is bending over backward also, forming some kind of human bridg…

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Funny story: Ford Brexit to be announced soon

Ford Brexit to be announced soon

BRITAIN and FRANCE – (Satire News) – There is a rumor in the automotive industry that the traditional and most popular car model of the past years will make a comeback in a new form. “Actually it's a pretty strong piece of information just waiting…

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Funny story: Editorial - There is a Thatcher Iron Curtain Between British Citizens and Europe

Editorial - There is a Thatcher Iron Curtain Between British Citizens and Europe

Basically, the British people were lied to about Brexit by the Conservative politicians (and the British corporations behind them). 'Sold a Bill of Goods' as they say. British businesses are happy - got rid of the competition. Now an Indian '…

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Funny story: British Corporations Glad Brexit is Gone - Profits Way Up - Thanks Boris

British Corporations Glad Brexit is Gone - Profits Way Up - Thanks Boris

Boris Johnson will always be remembered as the enforcer of Brexit, the legal change that destroyed Britain's economy for the small business owners. His legacy is that of being a Destroyer - when he was not acting the Clown. But all the huge…

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Funny story: British computers will get old-fashioned connections instead of USB C ones, like the Europeans, in a bid to preserve our sovereignty from them wascally wascals in Bwussels

British computers will get old-fashioned connections instead of USB C ones, like the Europeans, in a bid to preserve our sovereignty from them wascally wascals in Bwussels

The British government announced that we won’t be following the EU’s lead in updating new computer equipment to have USB C ports. Hurray! As everyone knows, USB C ports are an evil plot by the anti-British European Parliament to make things ea…

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Funny story: Brexit Class War 101

Brexit Class War 101

The British are one of the most class-conscious countries in the world. It was why Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels wrote The Communist Manifesto in London, England. They thought the Brits would be the first nation to embrace this “new” communism.

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Funny story: Short of Food? Farage for it!

Short of Food? Farage for it!

Fears of empty supermarket shelves are driving people to find alternative food sources. One suggestion is to go out and find it in the wild. Some call it foraging. But an expert in these matters, wearing a trilby hat and brandishing a pint of Bri…

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Funny story: Jacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot

Jacob Rees-Mogg unable to lift AK47 for pro-Ukraine photoshoot

Leader of The House of Commons, Jacob Rees-Mogg faced ridicule yesterday when he was unable to pose for a photoshoot with a Kalashnikov AK47 assault rifle due to his inability to lift the weapon from the table. Rees-Mogg, dressed in a John Bull un…

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Funny story: The United Kingdom May Have To Cancel Christmas

The United Kingdom May Have To Cancel Christmas

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Tickety Boo News has commented that the 2021 Christmas season may be cancelled. TBN reporter Neville Twickenbuck learned from a source within Buckingham Palace that Queen Elizabeth is highly upset at the prospect…

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Funny story: Sausage War Armistice Declared

Sausage War Armistice Declared

It has been a long and fruitless conflict. Yet now it is over. Today, at the sausageth minute, of the sausageth hour, of the sausageth day of July, we shall remember the fallen. Those poor sausages who didn't make it. For many didn't make it. They…

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Funny story: Britain preparing for sausage war with EU

Britain preparing for sausage war with EU

The people of Northern Ireland have been stuffed again. From the end of June there will be a ban on British sausages being imported there. Thanks to Boris Johnson's Northern Ireland protocol, there is now a customs borders down the Irish Sea separ…

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Funny story: UK secures trade deal with Nambia

UK secures trade deal with Nambia

Britain's post-Brexit future is looking bright, after trade minister Liz Truss announced a trade deal with the completely non-fictional African nation of Nambia. The deal means that bush meat supplies to the UK will be secure, allowing kebab shops…

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Funny story: PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"

PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"

Boris Johnson has hailed free ports as the solution to the problems that weren't caused by Brexit at all. The first one opens this week in Scunthorpe. Britain hasn't had a free port since 2012 and the port is already controversial for the businesses…

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Funny story: UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

UK border controls to be relaxed due to Brexit

Many of the idiots who voted for Brexit did so in the hope that Britain would regain control of its borders. However, in the latest development in the saga, the UK will be ignoring all customs controls on EU imports indefinitely. "We don't need bo…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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