Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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It's a girl!

Congratulations go out to David and Samantha Cameron on the birth of their new baby girl.

The little one arrived earlier than expected, during the Camerons' vacation in Cornwall.

David did say he wasn't too surprises as Samantha's tend to come early. As opposed to who else's David?

Bookies are taking bets on what name the Camerons will choose for their bouncing 6lb 1oz daughter.

Some suggestions are:

Hyacinth
Takwana
Anitakapita
Regina
Cammy Ga Ga
Susan Boyle,
Margaret Thatcher
Jacki O.
Cher
Miley
Madonna

The Camerons are not giving away any secrets but did say that we are in for the shock when the little one's name is eventually announced.

Our 'source', who is 'close' to the Camerons, told us that when the Camerons whittle their choice down to two favourites, Paul The Psychic Octopus, will be brought out of hiding in order to make the final choice.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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