Written by armfeetandtoe

Thursday, 6 January 2011

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The Royal wedding car

Her Majesty the Queen, has decreed, that royal weddings will now be financed in line with ordinary working class nuptials.

This has shocked Palace aides and flunkies who make thousands of pounds out of the royal wedding festivities. Everybody involved in the usual multi million pound event will be side lined in favour of high street caterers, tailors and wedding dress makers.

When asked about the wedding of HRH Prince William and Kate. Palace spokesman, Farquaharson Egburton, said:

"Well dear, we are all over the place! I don't know what Liz is thinking, she has upset many people, including my Everhard. I have had to reorganise the whole bluy event! I've got Ali Khan, the local mini cab company doing the cars, half his drivers don't know one end of London from the other!

"Greggs the Bakers doing the catering, have you seen their tarts?! Primark are supplying the suits, all made in China, if you please! I've got a second hand wedding dress from Oxfam, it hangs off that girl like a collapsed tent!

"And the wedding lunch and party are being held at Limp Wrist Larry's pub in Soho! The muck in there dear! Guard of honour is the dustmen from Westminster council, can you imagine the smell! And, to top it all? I've had to book the honeymoon at Butlins in Skegness!"

Prime Minister. David Camcorder, said; "It is very generous of Her Majesty to save the country millions of public pounds. We will use it to form a committee that will look into ways of getting rid of the working class poor, once and for all."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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