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George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

Funny story: George Osborne and David Cameron in Kavos before Davos!

George Osborne, ex-chancellor, and David Cameron, ex-prime minister, were on their way to give speeches at Switzerland's annual World Economic Forum when a mysterious mix-up meant their plane ended up landing in Greece with a chauffeur driven ride es...

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Osborne v. the OBE

So George Osborne is to receive a honour in Cameron's resignation honours list. Why anybody would want to receive a commendation from the Prime Minister who took us out of the European Union is beyond us but then again were not that educated. George,...

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Great Britain Does It Better

Funny story: Great Britain Does It Better

After watching the first bumbling day of the National Republican Convention in Cleveland, one can only remark, with a degree of envy, Great Britain does it better! Or as the song goes: Nobody Does It Better… Yep! David Cameron was PM for breakf...

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May or not to May, maybe?

Funny story: May or not to May, maybe?

After the upheaval of the past three weeks British people have been forced to ask the question, May or not May maybe? As others jumped the sinking ship which they torpedoed themselves, it has been left to May to maybe upright the sinking Titanic in t...

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Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Funny story: Farage, Cameron & Bojo to star in "Bridge over the River Thames!"

Hollywood have been so fascinated with the parallel campaigns, Brexit and Trump, they have decided to make a revamp of that classic war film "Bridge over the river Kwai" and this latest version is called "Bridge over the River Thames!" Farage, Boj...

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'Now is the summer of our discontent..' - Shakespeare to be Brexited

No, not Richard III but Boris I had chosen these words to express the fortunes of Britons in these dark days. While Boris Johnson could be seen sporting an open-breasted tunic and full-pleated skirt, with scruffy hair hanging out from under a blac...

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Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Funny story: Cameron offered Arsenal manager's job!

Ex-UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has been offered to take over the reigns at Arsenal FC and replace their present French manager, and perennial loser, Arsene Wenger! Arsenal, used to imploding season after season under Wenger's rule, find Came...

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Cameron On The New World Order

Funny story: Cameron On The New World Order

In line with the current ruling on anti-Semitism which applies also to Jews, especially Non-Zionist Jews who can think for themselves, UK Prime Minister David Cameron decreed yesterday to a packed House of Commons that "anti-Americanism" be also out...

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BBC World News April 2016

Funny story: BBC World News April 2016

BARBARA: "Following the doctors' strike a man in Croydon had to have his leg removed when an ingrowing toenail turned septic. After receiving an epidural, a woman in Epping gave birth to deformed triplets. In Madrid, a man was shot dead during a botched supermarket robbery. While in Riga Latvia, a woman making an emergency phone call concerning the accidental death of her Pooch had her bag s...

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Obama rattles Cameron on racial equality

"The moral crusade for racial equality is ongoing here in Britain", said Obama, "I mean, you've never had a black Queen." Barack Obama's comments during his visit to the UK concerning Britain's multi-cultural record clearly flummoxed the Prime Min...

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Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Funny story: Not only Cameron bunkers tax free goodies in Panama!

Mostly prominent, rich and very corrupt people tend to bunker their bucks in tax havens scattered all over the planet, but there are exceptions to this rule of the elite, Jaggedone! Yes Mr Cameron, you are not alone because to avoid paying any tax...

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Government to introduce 'flab' tax

Slim as a bin-liner Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne, is targeting people's appearance as a major parameter for budget strategy. The increase in tax on sugary soft drinks is merely the tip of the iceberg for Cameron's financial darling.

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David Cameron Patronises Disenfranchised 'International Community'

Notable-Public-Figure and Establishment-Career-Dynamic David Cameron has decided that the Tories have failed to successfully integrate enough marginalised communities, so that they will just shut the hell up and stop making trouble. Admittedly, he put it rather more delicately like that, but (achingly-non-)arguably no less extravagantly: Now hearken unto me when I quoth this, dearest sillyb...

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"Walk this way..." School curriculum to include lessons in carriage and deportment

Carriage and Deportment is to be introduced as a compulsory subject in a pilot project in British schools as of the new school year, with the aim of preparing British youth in, well, how to walk and stand around. Little known to the public, world...

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May the force be with you, David

In a desperate attempt to revamp his Conservative party's image, Prime Minister, David Cameron, has drafted in the support of several Star Wars characters normally accustomed to tasks further afield. Luke Skywalker is to assist the current Foreign...

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Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

Funny story: Cameron Tells The Europeans: 'You are inferior'

British Prime Minister has flown the flag in Europe by telling European countries that they are all inferior to Britain. 'We don't really like you' he told the European negotiators over Britain's relationship to the European Union. 'However' Camer...

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Bombing of Oldham Approaches

Funny story: Bombing of Oldham Approaches

After the people of Oldham have shown their support for the terrorist supporters leading the Labour Party the Government has put strike aircraft in Lossiemouth on standby for an attack on this citadel of terrorism. David Cameron told a hushed Hous...

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Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

Funny story: Wile E Coyote Takes Out Jihadi John: Joins FOX NEWS

BILLINGSGATE SPECIAL REPORT: David Cameron announced this morning that Jihadi John was taken out in a strike led by Wile E Coyote, an ACME Corporation operative. This report has now been confirmed by the Pentagon. Jihadi John, a British born t...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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