NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - This is a compilation of recent tweets written by various political, sports, and celebrity individuals. A LIST OF 10 TWEETS 1. TOM BRADY - I promise that I am going to be a damn good NFL sportscaster, even better…
It’s not easy bringing bad news to the Dictator of Twitter. An old saying goes: “Don’t shoot the messenger”, but every dictator seems to ALWAYS shoot the messenger. Elon shot his. A Twitter employee delivered the bad news that Elon wasn’t as popul…
Pardon the language, but Pussy Ass Bitch is a direct quote used by a celebrity wife to describe Donald J. Trump, he of Mar-a-Lago. The title was posted on Twitter (rumored as a stiff competitor of The Spoof), and somehow, Mr. Trump asked that the des…
Elon Musk’s children are reportedly organizing a union in order to secure better parental care amid the frequent controversies of Elon Musk. Musk’s transgender child, has completed a name change stating the reason – “Gender identity and the fact t…
A man claimed that his phone suddenly erupted in flames while using the Twitter app. This is part of a new but rising trend of cases of phones malfunctioning due to Twitter becoming unusable since Elon Musk’s takeover. Twitter user @HalSpark said…
Several media sources reported that - in a new business Innovation – Elon Musk has put in staff bedrooms and a massage parlor for workers at the Twitter San Francisco headquarters. He is requiring workers to work 24 hours a day and sleep at head…
Elon Musk joined Dave Chappelle on stage in San Francisco and was loudly booed by the audience at Chase Center. Musk took to Twitter the following day claiming that the audience response was “90% cheers & 10% bots”. Musk has complained about f…
QUEENS, New York - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has entered into the Twilight Zone World of Bat Shit Crazy Assholes; like Donald "The Pussy Grabber" Trump, Rudy "The Swamp Creature" Giuliani, and Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter Musk who has more money tha…
Billionaire whiz kid and social media czar Elon Musk will reportedly issue a statement where he claims to be a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. The assertion by the prominent technocrat is said to be based on an advanced genealogical mapping softwa…
You are a checkmark. You are contained and controlled by the checkmark. Without the checkmark, you are nothing. Repeat after Elon: “I am a checkmark.” Elon will soon offer many different colors of checkmark at various prices, since the world is ma…
Right Wing Capitalist (and Head Twit) Elon Musk - according to the Ditzy News Network - has fired half the staff of Twitter - and can't understand why the company is losing money. It was profitable before he took over. All he did was get ri…
Elon Musk - now Head Twit - as well as being a radical car designer - is forging ahead with plans to dominate the world - following his mentors Rupert Murdoch and Donald Trump. Said the lead article in the Dumpster Fire News by elderly Republican Rab…
Brian Asshat, a man fond of judging other people's lives, and telling them about it has found that if Elon Musk starts charging for people to use Twitter, he will have to pay for his views to be known. Brian Asshat's followers, Snootles McGee, Sno…
(With apologies to William Wordsworth) The web is too much with us; night till noon, Scrolling and posting, we lay waste our powers; Little we see on screen is truly ours; We have given our minds away to greedy goons! The air we breathe so swe…
BALTIMORE - (Satire Tweets) - Marjorie Taylor Greene says that if her hooha could talk everyone, especially old, blue-haired GOP women, would be shocked as to what utterances would come out of her sexy, sweet beaver (muffin). MTG says that she lea…
Taffeta Kixx with the BuzzFuzz News Agency has compiled a list of tweets that were sent out by members of Trump's family, as well as by some of his friends and ex-friends. Information guru, Andy Cohen helped Miss Kixx with compiling this list. TWE…
Elon Musk doesn’t want to buy Twitter anymore. He won’t give the true reason, but a Tesla insider rat who likes to squeal on his boss says, “He don’t like when people make fun of him. That’s why he fired so many of his employees who told him to f…
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