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Funny story: More Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)

More Illegal Tweets From Trump (May Edition)

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - 3:13 AM TWEET #1 - I love, love, love Elon Musk. The sexy stud is going to buy Twitter and he has promised me that the first fucking thing he is going to do in "Unban" me. So in the immortal words of one of my all-time idols…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says If He Was a Woman He'd Be All Over Elon Musk Like Cheese On a Pizza

Donald Trump Says If He Was a Woman He'd Be All Over Elon Musk Like Cheese On a Pizza

MAR-A-LAGO - (Satire News) - The much-hated, despised, and totally worthless Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has finally, FINALLY found someone in the United States who he actually likes and who likes him. Melania Trump has just informed info guru A…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Says When He Buys Twitter - He'll Lift The Lifetime Ban On Trump - Proving He's Nothing But a Trump Ass-Kissing Pussy

Elon Musk Says When He Buys Twitter - He'll Lift The Lifetime Ban On Trump - Proving He's Nothing But a Trump Ass-Kissing Pussy

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - Elon Musk, who is one of the world's richest indivivuals, along with Jeff Bezos, has decided to purchase Twitter. The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper reports that Musky, as first lady Dr. Jill Biden, calls him, is so fucking…

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Funny story: Elon Musk buys The Spoof for under $500

Elon Musk buys The Spoof for under $500

Billionaire attention-seeking arsehole Elon Musk has offered to buy The Spoof website for $420, a reference to Musk's supposed love of marijuana. "I like weed because it's cool," said Musk. "And I'm cool." His real name is Leroy Twatt, but he…

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Funny story: Twitter Announces That They Are Expanding Trump’s Ban For 21 More Years

Twitter Announces That They Are Expanding Trump’s Ban For 21 More Years

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – President Trump says that he is starting to feel like a fucking pinata because every time he turns around he is getting clobbered. The latest Trumptard clobbering is credited to Twitter, which has just made it known…

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Funny story: R-Rated Tweets From Members of The Sports World

R-Rated Tweets From Members of The Sports World

Vox Populi News Agency senior writer Tapioca Swizzle has just compiled a list of tweets from individuals from the world of sports. R-RATED TWEETS FROM SPORTS FIGURES TWEET #1: TOM BRADY – Well ladies and gentleman that’s it for me. After 22 sea…

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Funny story: Illegal Tweets From Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

Illegal Tweets From Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump

Mar-a-Lago - (Satire News) - 2:45 am TWEET 1. I don’t care what Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Shumer, and Lemon say, I won the election fair and square. [2:45 am] TWEET 2. For the last time, I have never boinked that horrendously ugly whore Marjorie T…

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Funny story: Twitter Support Does Not Actually Offer Support

Twitter Support Does Not Actually Offer Support

A new report on the social media giant shows that Twitter Support is a total fabrication. The ‘help’ and ‘support’ sections of the site don’t do anything for users, and in fact, make life harder for anyone seeking help. “It’s pretty much a black h…

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Funny story: City shocked that their MP says something stupid on Twitter, again

City shocked that their MP says something stupid on Twitter, again

Michael Madeup, an MP in a city that bangs on about the people that left it to become famous has shocked its residents by something stupid on Twitter, again. Local idiot Wayne Gaps said 'I like Michael he is just a laugh ain't he? I mean the hair,…

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Funny story: Barry Blobfish still not trending on twitter

Barry Blobfish still not trending on twitter

Despite many attempts, #BarryBlobfish still hasn't trended on Twitter. Blobfish, known for their comedic miserable expressions and pinkness are not the most attractive of creatures, as Barry a Blobfish of quite an upbeat and even temperament point…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

Donald Trump Files Lawsuits Against Google, Twitter, Facebook, and Jack-in-the-Box

PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…

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Funny story: Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

Facebook And Twitter Ban The Road Runner

BILLINGSGATE POST: If Wile E Biden had his way, the Trump Runner would be banned from Planet Earth - and beyond. It’s nightfall in the Sonoran Desert. For as long as anyone can remember, when the relentless sun goes down, falling below the horiz…

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Funny story: Working Class Knobhead Accused Of Being 'Upper Class Twit'

Working Class Knobhead Accused Of Being 'Upper Class Twit'

In a misjudgement of humongous proportions, a man who, if he categorizes himself as being anything at all, classes himself as being a working class idiot, has been accused by another man of being an 'upper class twit'. The accusation arose earlier…

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Funny story: Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

BILLINGSGATE POST: The list goes on: Some self-righteous, dope-addled employee of Twitter has pulled the switch again, this time on President Biden. After cutting off President Trump, the My Pillow guy, Beaver Crossing farmer, Elmer Smuckmeister, an…

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Funny story: Donald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last

Donald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last

After several months of disagreement, hostile argument, and a distinct lack of being able to even have a cohesive and respectful discussion, President Donald Trump and President-elect Joe Biden have, at last, found common ground with each other. O…

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Funny story: Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…

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Funny story: Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…

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