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Funny story: Working Class Knobhead Accused Of Being 'Upper Class Twit'

Working Class Knobhead Accused Of Being 'Upper Class Twit'

In a misjudgement of humongous proportions, a man who, if he categorizes himself as being anything at all, classes himself as being a working class idiot, has been accused by another man of being an 'upper class twit'. The accusation arose earlier…

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Funny story: Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

Twitter Cancels President Biden’s Account For Misspellings

BILLINGSGATE POST: The list goes on: Some self-righteous, dope-addled employee of Twitter has pulled the switch again, this time on President Biden. After cutting off President Trump, the My Pillow guy, Beaver Crossing farmer, Elmer Smuckmeister, an…

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Funny story: Donald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last

Donald Trump And Joe Biden In Total Agreement About Something, At Last

After several months of disagreement, hostile argument, and a distinct lack of being able to even have a cohesive and respectful discussion, President Donald Trump and President-elect Joe Biden have, at last, found common ground with each other. O…

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Funny story: Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

Twitter Hits President Trump With a Gigantic Fine

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The man that the Twitter world knows as “The Tweet Creep” has been hit with a gigantic fine by Twitter Inc. An attorney for Twitter stated that the President had been warned, on many occasions, to refrain from posti…

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Funny story: Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…

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Funny story: Covid-19 To Be Cancelled After Twitter Outrage

Covid-19 To Be Cancelled After Twitter Outrage

Users of outrage generator Twitter are calling for Covid-19 to be cancelled, after its relentless attack on innocent people. An online petition from user Bixby193451 has gained a massive following in recent days, since being retweeted by three oth…

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Funny story: President Trump's Brain Distances Itself From His Mouth

President Trump's Brain Distances Itself From His Mouth

As his party, his family, friends, supporters and closest aides continue to fall away from President Trump in the aftermath of his presidential election defeat, it was the turn, today, of the moron's brain, which decided to distance itself from his b…

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Funny story: Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

Twitter and other corporations to monitor second debate with FOX News interpreters standing by

The second and final debate between President Trump and contender Joe Biden will take place tonight at Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. Topics include Covid-19, climate change, national security, and leadership, with moderator Kristen W…

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Funny story: 14-year-old rap fan running Donald Trump's Twitter feed

14-year-old rap fan running Donald Trump's Twitter feed

Kevin Jones, a 14-year-old rap fan from Middle America, has admitted that he has been running President Trump's Twitter feed for the past six months. The Eminem fan, who has an unrequited crush that he won't tell us about, has been doing the work…

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Funny story: Twitter Fact Check Confirms: Nancy Poozleosi Was Bulgarian Shot Put Champion

Twitter Fact Check Confirms: Nancy Poozleosi Was Bulgarian Shot Put Champion

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the Looking Glass War, either your reflection was distorted, or worse, you were distorted, and a mirror was redundant. The same with the information disseminated by various propaganda sources. Who would have guessed that CNN...

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Funny story: Trump to shut down TheSpoof website

Trump to shut down TheSpoof website

Obscure satire website TheSpoof has caught the attention of the US President, after somebody forwarded him a tweet about a number of stories featured on the usually barely-visible site which hides in the dustiest corners of the internet. Most of t...

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Funny story: 100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?

100,000 Dead And Where Is Trump?

100,000 dead from the coronavirus, and where is Donald Trump? Silent. The virus was supposed to go away by the end of March, described with a hand wave. It didn’t happen. So, where is Trump? Trump is busy slandering a critic and accusing him of m...

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Funny story: Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

A writer on a satirical news website has said that, despite knowing that other writers have done it, and that the results can be extraordinarily beneficial in a cynical points-scoring way, he will never link his stories to any of the social media pla...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com

As the number of negative 'online' incidents involving football players continues to rise, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has given his backing to those who feel they no longer wish to use social media, and have deleted their accounts, say...

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Funny story: Twitter Outraged by 7th Grade Boy Walking to Bus Stop

Twitter Outraged by 7th Grade Boy Walking to Bus Stop

The Twittersphere erupted in fiery outrage at a 13-year-old Youngstown, Ohio, boy who videotaped himself walking from his front porch to his bus stop. Mark Berenger, a budding videographer and YouTube personality with 5,760 followers, also acted as a...

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Funny story: Twitter Deletes President Trump's Account

Twitter Deletes President Trump's Account

Twitter has said that, "in response to thousands of requests worldwide", it has disabled the account of President Donald Trump, and will not be reinstating it. The unexpected move follows a user backlash, a day after the social network announced p...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space

Harry Maguire Taking Up Too Much Column Space

There was controversy surrounding Manchester United's £80million newboy defender, Harry Maguire, this evening, when the player was adjudged by some people to have been taking up far too much column space in news pages, and to be 'hogging the limeligh...

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