The Amalgated Data Gathering Agency has just broken the story that one of the Taliban's most diabolical terrorists has been spotted at a Jack-in-The-Box. Riff Shaker Goo, the notorious Taliban hitman, was seen casually sitting in a booth inside th…
SAN DIEGO, California - (Satire News) - Reports filtering out of San Diego, which is where Jack in The Box is headquartered, are saying that the food chain will be changing its name. The franchise founder Robert "Burger Dude" Peterson stated that…
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - A known Hezbollah terrorist was recently spotted eating at a Jack in The Box in Brooklyn. The operative, known as Izzi Khan Boo, was sitting by himself eating two ultimate cheeseburgers, waffle fries, and drinking from a…
CHICAGO - (Business Satire) - The American Food News Agency reports that Jack in The Box is adding a new menu item to their extensive food list. Reporter Margarita Mixx with Wild Whispers said that she spoke to the home office of Jack in The Box,…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The latest menu item form Jack In The Box is selling like crazy. Jack Tamales are all the rage and some of the establishments are selling out by noon time. The tamales were created from an old Tijuana tamale recipe…
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has stated that they are organizing an anti LGBTQ protest aimed at a brand new restaurant located in the heart of San Francisco. The eatery is an off-shoot of Jack-In-The-Box and is named Jaqueline-…
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The Board of Directors of Jack-In-The-Box have voted by a vote of 8 to 2, to begin serving Jack Daniels drinks to adult patrons. According to a report in The Hollywood Star-Herald, the "Jack" franchise has be…
MT. KOALA, Australia - (Satire News) - The Australian Bureau of Ethics has just levied a fine on a Jack-in-the-Box located in the tiny minnow fishing village of Mt. Koala. Investigators investigated and found that the fast foot eatery has been sel…
CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – McDonalds assistant manager Roger Frommowitz has always had an unusually gigantic forehead. He said that when he was born, two of the delivery room nurses fainted when they saw the enormous size of his for…
CORN COB, Iowa – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Iowa evangelical rumor mills is that the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain is purchasing their curly fries from a food outlet in Afghanistan. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx learned that the Ta…
JOLIET, Illinois – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box fast food franchise says that they don’t give a damn what the Female Federation of America says, they are not changing their name. BuzzFuzz reports that Aubra "Giggles" Capp…
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that Trump has always been lawsuit happy. His sex therapist says that it stems from the fact that he has always felt underendowed in the dicky poo (cock) department. The National Register of…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – The FBI has reported that they have just captured the infamous Taliban director of covert external operations. FBI Agent Thurman W. Glassmaker, informed the news media that Abu Bak Fu Mufumi, 31, has been sailing under…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. Department of the Interior has just announced that the 2021 Cicada Invasion is causing all types of major havoc all over the country. According to renowned cicada expert Dr. Elton F. Dunpico, professor a…
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are saying that Demi Lovato is in a state of depression. The singer/actress is still upset about her recent break-up with Brad Pitt, who is alleged to have insulted her by saying he fel…
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