Researchers at DeepMind, the lab owned by Google parent company Alphabet, are becoming increasingly concerned over the amount of time its AI project spends playing popular video games. After becoming champion of the known universe in games like ches...
Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself. The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping. A surgically impla...
Google today agreed to adjust their Algorithm for their search engine to search for positive Trump stories. White house officials have been invited to observe this change and the technical aspects were explained to them, so they could understand.
Cancerous pustule, Jeremy Hunt, has threatened Social media giants with more laws because he says they don’t do enough to protect children. Jeremy of course knows all about protecting children having closed down many children’s wards as health minist...
Troubled email provider, Yahoo, is to have all its accounts destroyed in a controlled explosion later on today. It is understood that 5 tonnes of plastic explosive will be used in the operation, which will hopefully clear a space on the internet f...
New York, NY - The Pulitzer Prize Board has awarded the Pulitzer in news writing to Google News. The Board praised Google News for its excellent achievement in writing. "We are so pleased that the Pulitzer Board appreciates our format. We cons...
Chandler, Arizona - Inkopay Ommiecay, spokesman for Google, announced today that Google has invented the householder-less house. Related story Google gives driverless cars the green light for business, but are we really ready for AI piloted veh...
This week saw one of the largest hacks in the history of the Internet, and the world is still coming to terms with the leaked information. The target was Google and its massive server system, which apparently houses much more personal information...
Self driving cars were supposed to usher in a safe new era of travel for everyone on the road, but in the latest failure of the technology, a Google car has crashed into a police station in Lakewood Co. After analyzing recorders in the car, Google...
No, no, a thousand times NO, say frogs. And most people would probably agree. But, sadly, magician David Blaine must have missed the memo, since his performance at a Google retreat included coughing up a live frog and then -- ugh -- swallowing it again. Good grief, wouldn't you think this would be an inappropriate performance for the Google crowd? In any case, the furious frog who was...
In a late-breaking announcement, the self-driving car unit of Alphabet, Inc, parent company of Google Laboratories, stated they will outfit all new car models with a robotic hand to "give the finger" to other unmanned vehicles as well as traditional...
Barney Google googled Google just to ogle the googles about Gooble. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. There is a gargantuan glossary of googles about Googles. Gaggles of Google groupies google Google all the time. They can be real gangling gadflys about googling Google, gallantly gallivanting about gobsmacking about googling Googles thinking they are groovy.
Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam's giant planet computer in Hitchhik...
Google today announced that it has made a deal with health providers to add colonoscopies to Street View and give users the ability to explore the intestines of anyone on the planet. Google CEO Larry Page described it as the 'logical next step' af...
International Business Machinations (IBM) denied reports that it plans to lay off 100,000 of its employees after losses for each of the last 11 successive quarters. "We're in the money," CEO Ginni Romney (no relation, as far as can be determined,...
We've all done it. Go on, admit it. It's not a crime. In a moment of vanity I Googled myself and there it was - 67,000 entries. My name all over the Internet. I was smug. Ha! My literary exploits have made me internationally famous, but then what was that? A website in my name? Bastard. Let's read it. "Paxton Quigley, a well-known author, firearms instructor and author, covers the why...
We cannot say we did not see it coming. Google and its million or so internet service providers are to be controlled by new laws soon to be enforced. Emperor Barack Obama acting as Commander in Chief has issued a new proclamation under Executive Orde...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
