Fireman Sam Fired for being too Welsh Say BBC
The well known and loved children's program "Fireman Sam" has been cancelled by the BBC on the grounds that nobody outside the M25 understands it. "He never drinks a soya latte, and doesn't know what quinoia is," claimed a lesbian from the BBC.
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James Blunt 'One Show' Performance Made Viewer's Ears Bleed
A song performed on BBC One's 'The One Show' by singer/songwriter, James Blunt, was so awful, it made one viewer's ears bleed. Blunt was appearing on the show hosted by Nick Grimshaw and Emma Willis on Friday evening, and, after talking alongside...
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Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten
Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...
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Alice Roberts Story Latest: Callers Seek Nude Laura Kuenssberg Photos
The endless story concerning the required state of dress for female TV presenters dragged in another new name yesterday. It emerged that the latest object of fan desire is BBC political correspondent Laura Kuenssberg when our reporter was approach...
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Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?
Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...
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BBC Sport win rights to broadcast Tiger Woods' caddy's wife putting the shopping away
BBC Sport announced, last night, that they have made a successful bid to screen Tiger Woods' caddy's wife, Brenda, putting the shopping away on the final day of this year's Open Championship at Portrush in Northern Island. A spokesman for the BBC...
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BBC dupes the public some more...
Internet goes into meltdown after Identity of new Doctor Who monster leaked online
Ron and Fred on The British Secret Intelligence Agencies.
BBC Plot to keep Doctor Who on TV Forever
BBC obit department says Queen will die "soon after Baftas'
Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news
Alice Roberts Reportedly Furious Over Latest Press Coverage
Patton Favourite For BBC Job
Great Railway Trips of the World: London King's Cross to Luton
BBC In Royal Death List Mystery
Emergency replacement on Strictly
BBC Admits - Dr Who critics to face Education Camps
I'll Beat Trump's Bloody Head In: Dalai Lama's Shock Outburst
His Holiness, The Dalai Lama, shocked Buddhists across the world last night, by telling journalists that he's "had enough of that f******g cretin, Donald Trump," and vowed to "beat his bloody head in" at the earliest opportunity. Speaking at a pre...
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Donald Trump To Make D-Day Guest Appearance On BBC Question Time
President Donald Trump has extended his planned three-day state visit to the UK after receiving a surprise invitation to make a guest appearance on the BBC's popular political forum, Question Time, on Thursday, 6 June. The show will be broadcast l...
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It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...
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Newsreaders read the same story again and again
In what comes as a further blow to the already tarnished image of the BBC and other British Television Channels, it has been demonstrated that newsreaders read the same story again and again.
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
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Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans
Admirers of historian Bettany Hughes are sending out warning signals to fans of rival TV boffin babe, Alice Roberts, as they prepare to watch her latest series, Divine Women tonight. As has been reported in these pages ad nauseum followers of anat...
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Alice Roberts v Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!
Fans of BBC documentary series Coast are bracing themselves for a bust-up between two of their favourite female presenters. As we reported last week, fans of presenter Dr Alice Roberts were disappointed that she is keeping her clothes on for her n...
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Ewan McGregor & Charley Boorman's New Adventure - The Long Way To Proxima
Charley Boorman and Ewan McGreggor have announced their new adventure, which will be made into a documentary to be shown on BBC2 and National Geographic in the near future. This time they will mount their 'Off-Earth' rocket bikes and start to make...
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Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction
Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process. The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...
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Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams
"Ooh! Isn't he bold?" as Julian and Sandy would say to "Mr. 'Orne" in the heyday of Polari, or the old British gay slang. Julian and Sandy's use of Polari on the BBC radio comedy "Round the Horne" introduced Polari to a mass audience, identifying them as gay to those in the know. Round the Horne's use of it ultimately led to Polari's near-demise as a means of communication between gay men. I su...
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BBC to drop The News from it's schedules
Long standing BBC favourite, The News will no longer be shown on BBC1 or it's sister channels BBC2, BBC3, BBC4 and BBC News. The current affairs program which stars George Alagiah and Fiona Bruce has been a regular fixture on the channel since it...
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Victoria Coren announces Britain's Favourite Word
After a year long survey conducted by the BBC ahead of their new BBC4 high-brow show, Britain's Favourite Word, that favourite word has been identified as 'sparkle'. Victoria Coren will be hosting the new show which will spend the next ten weeks b...
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BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance
Television Center, London - (Rotters): BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce has been dumped from her impending new Antiques Roadshow anchorwoman's job after a hysterical performance presenting the Ten O'Clock News tonight and is now being rele...
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