Harry Maguire To Read The News At Ten
Harry Maguire, the one-time Hull City carthorse who earler this week signed for Manchester United from Leicester City, is a popular man. He's also extremely handsome. And muscular. That's the reason behind the BBC's decision to ask the £80milli...Read full story
BBC Sport win rights to broadcast Tiger Woods' caddy's wife putting the shopping away
BBC Sport announced, last night, that they have made a successful bid to screen Tiger Woods' caddy's wife, Brenda, putting the shopping away on the final day of this year's Open Championship at Portrush in Northern Island. A spokesman for the BBC...Read full story
I'll Beat Trump's Bloody Head In: Dalai Lama's Shock Outburst
His Holiness, The Dalai Lama, shocked Buddhists across the world last night, by telling journalists that he's "had enough of that f******g cretin, Donald Trump," and vowed to "beat his bloody head in" at the earliest opportunity. Speaking at a pre...Read full story
It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...Read full story
TV License Attack
Over 11,000 people over the age of 100 will be stripped of their free TV licenses under a Tory government, in what seems like another instalment in the magic ritual to resurrect their blood God. Pensioners everywhere have said how much of an effect i...Read full story
Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?
Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...Read full story
Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!
The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...Read full story
Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans
Admirers of historian Bettany Hughes are sending out warning signals to fans of rival TV boffin babe, Alice Roberts, as they prepare to watch her latest series, Divine Women tonight. As has been reported in these pages ad nauseum followers of anat...Read full story
Alice Roberts Story Latest: Callers Seek Nude Laura Kuenssberg Photos
The endless story concerning the required state of dress for female TV presenters dragged in another new name yesterday. It emerged that the latest object of fan desire is BBC political correspondent Laura Kuenssberg when our reporter was approach...Read full story
Alice Roberts v Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!
Fans of BBC documentary series Coast are bracing themselves for a bust-up between two of their favourite female presenters. As we reported last week, fans of presenter Dr Alice Roberts were disappointed that she is keeping her clothes on for her n...Read full story
Alice Roberts Viewing Figures Set To Plummet As Fans Switch Off "Origins Of Us"
BBC chiefs are fearing a huge drop in viewing figures for their latest Alice Roberts vehicle, Origins Of Us. The second episode of the three part story of human evolution airs tonight but following an angry response to last week's first part, BBC2...Read full story
Top Gear Back For Seventeenth Season - Was It Ever Away?
Popular motoring programme, Top Gear, returns to BBC2 this evening for its 17th season. Presented by Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond, the show is BBC2's most popular programme and it's best-selling show around the world. It conti...Read full story
Alice Roberts Back On Screen - Fans Hold Breath
TV expert on all things human, Alice Roberts, is back on UK screens tonight in a new series, causing excitement among her thousands of fans nationwide. Dr Roberts launches a three-part documentary series Origins Of Us on BBC2 in which she explores...Read full story
Lib Dem 'inappropriate conduct' victim says nine other women 'involved' in case
A woman at the centre of the inappropriate conduct case has said that she believes that there are nine other women involved in the case. It also emerged today that both Nick Clegg and David Cameron knew of the accusations. In a statement released...Read full story
QPR plan dream move to White City
The BBC has announced that Television Centre, it's iconic Shepherd's Bush headquarters, is up for sale and QPR are negotiating to purchase the site. The ambitious Premier League football club plan to build a new stadium at White City to accommodat...Read full story
Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams
"Ooh! Isn't he bold?" as Julian and Sandy would say to "Mr. 'Orne" in the heyday of Polari, or the old British gay slang. Julian and Sandy's use of Polari on the BBC radio comedy "Round the Horne" introduced Polari to a mass audience, identifying them as gay to those in the know. Round the Horne's use of it ultimately led to Polari's near-demise as a means of communication between gay men. I su...Read full story
Barack Obama set for appearance in EastEnders as one of Bianca's one-night stands
In an increasingly complex, interwoven, thoughtful and awe-inspiring (or to give its full technical description, "idiotic") storyline, it was revealed that the absent father of Bianca's mixed-race child Morgan is in fact USA President Barack Obama.Read full story