BBC weather forecast
Here is today's BBC weather forecast, brought to you by the Corporation's multi-million pound computer graphics-run system, and lots of faceless men that wouldn't know their rain from their drizzle: 'At dawn the sun will rise, making temperatures increase, and will cause widespread thawing of frost and occasional mist, as always happens in March. This will be followed by widespread warmer air a...
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It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...
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Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?
Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...
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Prince Harry to front Match Of The Day
With the recent demise of jug-eared favourite Gary (Walkers) Lineker, the BBC have been touting round for somebody ... anybody ... to take up the reins of their flagship footie programme. Director General Tim Davie took time out of his daily defen…
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Alice Roberts Story Latest: Callers Seek Nude Laura Kuenssberg Photos
The endless story concerning the required state of dress for female TV presenters dragged in another new name yesterday. It emerged that the latest object of fan desire is BBC political correspondent Laura Kuenssberg when our reporter was approach...
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EastEnders Peggy Mitchell Tells Pat Butcher "Ged Arda Mar Pab!"
Jimmy Savile Implicated In Nigeria World Cup Match-fixing Scandal
BBC Weather Forecasters' Stressful Life
Thieving Penguin On 'Frozen Planet' "Was A Scouser. Probably."
World news outlets face critical shortage of COVID vaccine production footage
Cats compete to get Most Popular news story on the BBC website
Moira Stuart Sacked by BBC
Fireman Sam Fired for being too Welsh Say BBC
Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal
Johnathan Ross Kidnapped by Angry Grannny
Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news
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BBC Frozen Planet Faked?
BBC executives were today denying the entire series was faked, but agreed some footage could have been misleading. One exec said: 'Ok, the footage of Attenborough in his back yard wading through polystyrene made to look like snow was a little fake...
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Question Time Braced For Anarchy
Never mind the bollocks - it's Question Time! BBC chiefs are bracing themselves for they don't quite know what tonight as political debate show Question Time features former Sex Pistol John Lydon as a panellist. Lydon - or Johnny Rotten, as he...
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BBC To Change Mastermind So That Taxi Drivers Can't Win It
BBC Chiefs, concerned at the tendency of taxi drivers to walk away with glass bowl handouts every series have consulted the makers of the American highbrow quiz show "Big Dollar Box, Little Dollar Box" presented by Ricky Edmunds. In the show, a mixtu...
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Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster
He always liked to boast about it on live radio and he did so for years. How he got away with it for so long, nobody knows but at some point the Hairy Monster metamorphosed into the Hairy Cornflake. Maybe it had become small brown and crispy until introduced to cold liquid. According to Botham Squab (sic) in "My Days Tending the Hairy Cornflake" "The hair prefix was, of course, down to DLT’s l...
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Grange Hill Roland Says He Only Ate When He Was Hungry
Erkan Mustafa, the child actor who was one of the stars in children's teatime drama 'Grange Hill', has claimed that he wasn't fat, he just had big bones. Mustafa, who played overweight Roland Browning - nickname 'Roly' - could be seen almost perpe...
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Alice Roberts v Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!
Fans of BBC documentary series Coast are bracing themselves for a bust-up between two of their favourite female presenters. As we reported last week, fans of presenter Dr Alice Roberts were disappointed that she is keeping her clothes on for her n...
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BBC Airs Documentary "Normal Israelis"
The BBC has aired a new documentary called "Normal Israelis". It looks into a group of people living in Israel called the Normal Israelis, who although previously unheard-of actually make up the majority of Israel's population. The documentary fol...
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Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part
Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...
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BBC to go Off-Air for at Least Two Months due to Magnetic Shift
The government have announced they have been informed by the BBC that they will have to go off-air for an anticipated period of at least two months beginning from early March this year following confirmation from NASA that the earth's magnetic poles...
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Cheryl closes Beeb for Cowell the Illuminati Captain
Cheryl Cole practically closed BBC 1 on Friday evening by backing out of the Jonathan Ross Show at the 11th hour. Her press bods put the no show down to Cheryl having a tickly cough but we know different. Her failure to show was part of an elaborate...
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The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine
Actor Stephen Lewis today revealed why he left the popular BBC comedy series "The Last Of The Summer Wine". This show written by Roy Clarke has been running continuously since it began back in 1973 and remains popular Sunday teatime viewing due to it...
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Benny 'has no idea' about his Thought for the Day
Global conglomerate chief executive Eggs Benedict is apparently struggling to find words to fill the air time sopped to him as presenter of BBC's Thought for the Day. "His Roly Polyness iss uncertain how best to reach za British people," said hi...
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Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans
Admirers of historian Bettany Hughes are sending out warning signals to fans of rival TV boffin babe, Alice Roberts, as they prepare to watch her latest series, Divine Women tonight. As has been reported in these pages ad nauseum followers of anat...
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It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
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Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots
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Cheryl closes Beeb for Cowell the Illuminati Captain
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Alice Roberts v Miranda Krestovnikoff: Coast Gals Square Up!
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Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?
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BBC Frozen Planet Faked?
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BBC To Change Mastermind So That Taxi Drivers Can't Win It
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Some News Headlines You May Have Missed
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Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster
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Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part
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The Curse Of The Last Of The Summer Wine
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BBC weather forecast
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Alice Roberts Story Latest: Callers Seek Nude Laura Kuenssberg Photos
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Benny 'has no idea' about his Thought for the Day
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BBC to go Off-Air for at Least Two Months due to Magnetic Shift
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BBC Airs Documentary "Normal Israelis"
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Bettany Hughes Admirers Warn Off Frustrated Alice Roberts Fans
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Question Time Braced For Anarchy
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Grange Hill Roland Says He Only Ate When He Was Hungry
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Prince Harry to front Match Of The Day