Funny story: Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Alice Roberts Naked In Evolution Documentary?

Hopes are running high that top thinking-man's totty Alice Roberts will finally get her kit off on TV tonight. In her latest documentary, BBC2's Horizon: Are We Still Evolving? the anatomist, author and broadcaster asks if the human body has finis...

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Funny story: Alice Roberts Story Latest: Callers Seek Nude Laura Kuenssberg Photos

Alice Roberts Story Latest: Callers Seek Nude Laura Kuenssberg Photos

The endless story concerning the required state of dress for female TV presenters dragged in another new name yesterday. It emerged that the latest object of fan desire is BBC political correspondent Laura Kuenssberg when our reporter was approach...

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Funny story: Breakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"

Breakfast Cleavage News Magazine Names Louise Minchin Its "2010 News Reader With The Sexiest Voice"

LONDON - Louise Minchin is regarded as one of the most respected journalists in Great Britain. The 42-year-old is a noted news reader and news presenter who appears on BBC News At One and BBC Breakfast. Minchin was born in Hong Kong where her...

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Funny story: Essien picks up BBC gong

Essien picks up BBC gong

Chelsea's Ghanaian midfielder-cum-strongman Michael Essien not only won the African Footballer of the Year award, he also picked up the "BBC gong", at an historic and highly entertaining awards ceremony on Monday evening.

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Funny story: Bettany Hughes's Divine Women "Big Disappointment" Says Alice Roberts Group

Bettany Hughes's Divine Women "Big Disappointment" Says Alice Roberts Group

As TV historian Bettany Hughes's latest series on ancient history comes to a close, one viewers' group has criticised the show for being "too timid." In Divine Women Prof Hughes has investigated the often-unsung and frequently-suppressed role wome...

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Funny story: BBC's Great British Menu in Hot Water Over Controversial NHS Menu

BBC's Great British Menu in Hot Water Over Controversial NHS Menu

One of the BBC's longest running and much loved cookery shows 'Great British Menu' - has been plunged like a pus-covered scalpel - into hot water. The theme of this year's competition, Seventy Years of the NHS has challenged twenty four of the UK's...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams

Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams

"Ooh! Isn't he bold?" as Julian and Sandy would say to "Mr. 'Orne" in the heyday of Polari, or the old British gay slang. Julian and Sandy's use of Polari on the BBC radio comedy "Round the Horne" introduced Polari to a mass audience, identifying them as gay to those in the know. Round the Horne's use of it ultimately led to Polari's near-demise as a means of communication between gay men. I su...

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Funny story: Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!

Black And White Minstrel Show To Make Comeback!

The Black and White Minstrel Show, the popular 'blackface' song and dance extravaganza broadcast on BBC television for 20 years, is to astound viewers once more, by making a comeback to the small screen this spring. The show, which was axed in 197...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry. Tennant, who has played the Doctor for three series, was seen injured by a single shot from a Dal...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster

Where are they now? Dave Lee Travis' Hairy Monster

He always liked to boast about it on live radio and he did so for years. How he got away with it for so long, nobody knows but at some point the Hairy Monster metamorphosed into the Hairy Cornflake. Maybe it had become small brown and crispy until introduced to cold liquid. According to Botham Squab (sic) in "My Days Tending the Hairy Cornflake" "The hair prefix was, of course, down to DLT’s l...

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Funny story: Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

Official body confirms that the fake news website "Fake News" does contain fake news

The official world news monitoring body, Mad Magazine, has today confirmed that the website "Fake News" does in fact contain stories that are entirely fake. Previously used over the past decade as a source of news and stories by organisations such...

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Funny story: Savile 'a kind of cancer'

Savile 'a kind of cancer'

Researchers working at the University of North London have concluded that former TV presenter Jimmy Savile shared many characteristics with the cell structures found in malignant tumours. Dr Not-the-second-nurse, a specialist in aggressive cancers...

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Funny story: Grange Hill Roland Says He Only Ate When He Was Hungry

Grange Hill Roland Says He Only Ate When He Was Hungry

Erkan Mustafa, the child actor who was one of the stars in children's teatime drama 'Grange Hill', has claimed that he wasn't fat, he just had big bones. Mustafa, who played overweight Roland Browning - nickname 'Roly' - could be seen almost perpe...

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Funny story: Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction

Julia Bradbury Nipple Slip Infuriates Spoof Writer As Fact Overtakes Fiction

Top BBC totty Julia Bradbury flashed a nipple at an awards ceremony last night, infuriating a writer on satirical news web site TheSpoof in the process. The Countryfile presenter was wearing a slinky, backless black number to the Night Of Heroes A...

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Funny story: Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Manchester United Defeat By Blackburn Rovers - Authorities Promise Action

Football authorities in England are promising to take decisive action to prevent further incidents like Manchester United's home defeat by Blackburn Rovers yesterday. The move follows public reaction to the match on United manager Sir Alex Ferguso...

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Funny story: Children In Need Cheating Scandal

Children In Need Cheating Scandal

Organisers of the Children In Need charity appeal are in hot water over 'cheating' claims, when it was alleged that not all children are in need.

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Funny story: Pot Gear

Pot Gear

Aging schoolboy and petrol head Jeremy Clarkson who presents BBC's 'Top Gear' programme featuring cars no ordinary bloke can afford has been offered a contract by French tyre manufacturer Michelin to promote the brand in Britain. Initially, Clarkson, who likes his food, thought it was for a rôle also as a restaurant critic for their popular guides. i.e. a free lunch. Thus he would get to drive...

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Funny story: BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

BBC Launch Probe Into Bruce Forsyth "False Chin" Allegations

Beleaguered BBC bosses were left reeling today after yet another scandal broke involving one of their biggest star turns. Already engulfed in controversy following the Jimmy Savile abuse scandal, BBC chiefs fear the corporation known as 'Auntie' m...

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Funny story: Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back

Former BBC Exec Begged Like A Dog For Job Back

It was revealed today, former BBC Director Greg Dyke who resigned in 2004 after a damning report into company baldness pleaded for his job back days after.

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Funny story: Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Manchester United's Alex Ferguson To Retire Early After FA Cup Final

Sir Alice Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has dropped an untimely Old Trafford bombshell only days before the FA Cup Final with Chelsea, by announcing that he will retire early

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