Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again
Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a big fan of T…
Read full storyMoby Trump: The whaling misfortune of a flabby ex-president
Since he has been waiting for one of his many court dates, Trump has gained weight eating burgers, burritos, Melania’s and Ivanka’s famous hickory smoked tacos, and stuffing down more top-secret documents which the FBI never found. To try and lose…
Read full storyLike a bad penny, this fantasy movie has bad actors
And lo, the Lady of the Lake did come to the aid of the party, wielding a sword to establish government in the British Isles. The people, covered in mud from the majestic horses of the King, joyfully wiped it off as His Shortness and his Lady in Arms…
Read full storyExplaining guns and fascism to adult American children
Sometimes one must talk to an adult as one would a child, especially if said adult has a love for guns. Otherwise known as an American. So I’ll take this slow. All those oppressed peoples may not have had guns, that is true. But those rounding…
Read full storyDelta Airlines has had it with unruly passengers, and they've just issued a new extremely strong policy
Delta Airlines has taken a bold stand against unruly passengers, declaring an end to tolerating disruptive behavior on their flights. In a statement from a company spokesperson, Delta expressed frustration over the unnecessary inconveniences cause…
Read full storyDue to customer backlash, Anheuser Busch is changing the name of Bud Light beer
The folks at Anheuser Busch are in a frothy mess as devoted Bud Light drinkers stage a rebellion of hilarious proportions. According to The American Research Group, the beer giant has not faced such a customer backlash since the days of prohibitio…
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