Reports are that Kimberly Guilfoyle is afraid that Donald Trump Jr. may be getting ready to dump her leeching ass
In a sensational report, the Alpha Beta News Agency dives deep into the tangled web of Donald "Dopey" Trump Jr.'s love life. According to ABNA's intrepid reporter, Mimosa Sabrosa, Kimberly Guilfoyle, the long-legged girlfriend of Donnie, is riding…
Read full storyMcDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber
Get ready to super-size your life because Mickey D's has a game-changing strategy! The fast food behemoth has teamed up with Uber to revolutionize the dining experience by offering Uber rides to hungry customers, delivering them straight to their des…
Read full storyGolfing's Holly Sonders is dating baseball's Albert Pujols
Golfing's latest and hottest sensation, Holly Sonders, has found love on the green with none other than Major League Baseball's greatest designated hero, the recently divorced Jose Albert Pujols of the Los Angeles Dodgers. After winning the Rancho…
Read full storyThe British submarine the HMS Camilla Parker Bowles almost fired torpedoes at a wayward Norwegian fishing boat off the English coast
The UK publication True Dat News has just released a jaw-dropping report about a maritime incident near the British coast. According to Buckingham Palace spokesman Nigel Foote, the HMS Camilla Bowles narrowly avoided firing upon a Norwegian fishing b…
Read full storyA very upset San Diego State says that they may not participate in March Madness 2024
In a stunning twist that has left NCAA March Madness fans shocked, Coach Lomax Lincazewski of the San Diego State Aztecs has dropped a bombshell: SDS may sit out the 2024 March Madness tournament. According to Pico de Gallo from The Sports Bet Gaz…
Read full storyIt's official - Donald Trump's MAGA is history
The latest QuinniPinni Poll delivers a resounding blow to Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump's beloved MAGA movement, consigning it to the annals of forgotten relics alongside the Tyrannosaurus Rex, hula hoops, the Edsel, and even Madonna. As Clark Gable…
Read full story"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount who is Taylor Swift's boyfriend to star in the remake of "Gunfight At The OK Corral"
Wild West film enthusiasts are overjoyed with the thrilling news that Anson Mount, the charismatic star of the popular TV series "Hell On Wheels," has officially inked a deal to portray the iconic Wyatt Earp in the highly-anticipated Tri-Moon Film pr…
Read full storyIt's official Tom Brady and Jeanie Buss the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers are dating
In a world where sports and romance collide, retired quarterback Tom Brady and Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss have set the tabloids ablaze with their unconventional courtship. Witnesses were left slack-jawed and nacho-cheese-smeared as the d…
Read full storyScientists in Tibet discover the skeleton of a 4.7 million year old female yak
Prepare to be amazed as we journey into the prehistoric world of yaks and unearth an astonishing discovery made by a team of intrepid Icelandic scientists. Led by the indomitable Dr. Hans Johansson (no relation to the renowned Scarlett Johansson),…
Read full storyCountering the threats posed by artificial intelligence
Academics and futurists worldwide are warning of the potential dangers of artificial intelligence (AI), but the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken a bold and decisive step towards neutralizing these threats. Beginning in Septembe…
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