America has built the largest ‘Happy Hell’ mental institute…where your toaster can’t hear you scream!
America has built the world’s largest nut house, or loony bin, or funny farm, or "Medical Institute for the Mentally Impaired Whack-Jobs." And they have plans to build more! At least one per state, though some states may need more than a few. The…
Read full storyPutin puts in the nukes to expand border
Lukashenko, the Head Tough Guy from Belarus, may or may not be invisible. Some have not seen him. Some have seen his double. Some have seen footage of him saying things that may be from today or 20 years ago but with the audio spliced. Rumors a…
Read full storyNano robots in your toilet paper are firmly in control, man
What you don't know about your toilet paper may take control of your life! TP specialist and scientist, Goober De Jimmy, has stated, "We put so many microfibers in your toilet paper, your ass is already infected!" Infected? With what, Goober?…
Read full storyRainbow frightens and confuses Ugandan President
A miracle was seen in the sky over Kampala, Uganda... a rainbow! Immediately, government forces took aim with their outdated rifles and shot volleys into the seven colors hanging beneath a cloud—for no good reason! President Yoweri Kaguta Musev…
Read full storyTexts to the headquarters of Tittle Tattle Tonight
These are some text messages that The Tittle Tattle Tonight News recently received. Dear Tittle Tattle Tonight - I will make you a $50 bet that my orange ass will be back in the White House when I win the 2024 presidential election. -Donald Jonat…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2024 for $1.9 billion
Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2024. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC…
Read full storyWhataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools
The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges. The idea had been disc…
Read full storyFrance announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!
President Macron announced that his favorite sport will be in the 2024 Games! And that he 'bent over backwards' to get it included at the last minute. Macron and a small army of Caribbean hotel performers marched with signs all the way from Paris…
Read full storyA list of more tweets from Ivanka Trump
(SPOOF NEWS) - Ivanka Trump has just issued a group of tweets from the world of politics, sports, music, and pole dancing. A LIST OF MORE TWEETS FROM IVANKA TRUMP TWEET 1. LeBrown James told me that Melania has the prettiest titties that he h…
Read full storyBurger King will rename their franchise Burger King Charles III, in England
The powers that be at Burger King have just informed the public that they will be renaming each one of their 535 Burger Kings in Great Britain, Burger King Charles III. BK said that they are making the name change to honor the newly crowned king o…
Read full storyMcDonalds introduces the McDuck Nuggets
The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…
Read full storyJennifer Lopez is returning to American Idol
Now that there are rumblings regarding the three judges on "American Idol," and those rumblings say that Katy "The Simon Cowell Clone" Perry my be getting her fine looking ass kicked off the show. It is no secret that Katy changed like an Amazonia…
Read full storyGov. DeSantis says that Trump is cheating already
The governor of the Plywood State,(Ron DeSantis), of Florida,has accused Donald Trump of cheating his orange ass off. The Trumptwat responded by saying that he has never cheated, even once in his life, and that includes with wanton women, on his i…
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