Whataburgers in Texas will be adding swimming pools

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 4 June 2023

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"Burgers, shakes, fries, and a pool, it don't get no better."

The Whataburger Board of Directors, located in San Antonio, Texas, have just informed the fast food patrons, that they will be adding swimming pools to their franchise stores in everyone of their Lone Star state Whataburges.

The idea had been discussed since last year when heat temperatures in Texas hit over 109 degrees, with a heat index of 113 degrees.

Many of the "Orange W" patrons stayed away from some of the stores, because it was just to friggin hot to go out and get their extremely delicious burgers.

The pools are being built by the noted swimming pool manufacturer "Pools 'R' Us" which is headquartered in Corpus Christi, Texas.

SIDENOTE: In keeping with the interest of safety, each Whataburger will have a lifeguard on duty

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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