Trump Planning Another New Riot in DC - A Lance Bottomly Hollywood Expose
I Ran into Marjorie Taylor Green in Hollywood the other day - (possibly she is still Trump's new secret 'Squeeze'). She only knows me as an ex - Movie star - Doesn't know that I am secretly a journalist and gossip Columnist. (She loved me as…
Read full storyIdaho Has Banned Ribbed Condoms
BOISE, Idaho - (Satire News) - The Idaho state senate has listened to the citizens of the Potato State, and they have voted to ban ribbed condoms. State Senator Gardenia P. Kryler, 47, of Idaho Falls, said that she has always hated having her husb…
Read full storyNorthern Pub proud to be selling Pepsi
Northern Pub The Ferret's Indecision is actually proud to be selling Pepsi, instead of apologizing for it like every other pub. Tracey Brassingthwaite said 'Our regulars know that we have never sold Coca-Cola here, even Snotty Bob knows that, so n…
Read full storyTrumpism Spreads to Brazil - Right Wing 'Brazil Nuts' Riot And Trash Brazil's Capitol
Trump is an infectious Plague, as well as a Person. Brazil had their own Trump - ex - Presidente Bolsonaro - Rich and Corrupt - hacking down the Amazon Forest to make Money. (And maybe to put up Golf courses?) Brazil also has its own Proud B…
Read full storyLovejoy repeats and other things to look forward to in retirement
Hello, many new year felicitations, and congratulations on having the good fortune to be able to enjoy my little guide to life. In case you hadn't worked it out, Mr Ray Ving here, 80 years old and still as bright, shiny and painful as a newly made…
Read full storyThe Royal Family is a Large, Ruthless Corporation - Called the 'Organization'
Prince Harry called it 'the Organization' in a recent Anderson Cooper interview. Formerly a Top 'Organization' Leader - he Crossed 'Mr. Big' and is now outside looking in. It's leader - behind his 'folksy' demeanor - can be as cold blooded a…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Gets A Landing Strip
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that Washington, D.C.'s most eligible bachelorette has just gone in to get some female bikini landscaping done. The famed, award-winning TTT reporter said that he…
Read full storyThe Gemstone 'Opal' Recently Found on Mars - Science Media Reports
In 2012 - NASA sent a Robot to Mars, to rove around the huge Gale Crater and see what it could find. The robot was named 'Curiosity'. It had drilling tools and could chemically analyze rocks. Curiosity went all over the place - and most of what i…
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