“Pussy Ass Bitch”
Pardon the language, but Pussy Ass Bitch is a direct quote used by a celebrity wife to describe Donald J. Trump, he of Mar-a-Lago. The title was posted on Twitter (rumored as a stiff competitor of The Spoof), and somehow, Mr. Trump asked that the des…
Read full storyA Porn Star Has Opened Up The Nation's First Finger Licken' Chicken Restaurant
GATOR GROIN, Florida - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx reports that a well-known porn star Pretzel Garibaldi, has just gone into the fried chicken fast food business. Miss Garibaldi has opened up Pretzel's Finger Licken' Chicken Res…
Read full storyIt's Official: Trump Has Erectile Dysfunction
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Chicago Institute of Sexual Dysfunction has just verified that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, 75, is afflicted with Erectile Dysfunction or in layman's terms - a limp noodle. A spokesperson for the institute stated th…
Read full storySecretary Blinken with new vision for response to China's “spy balloon”
Directly following today's House Resolution condemning China for use of a surveillance balloon over the USA, Secretary of State Blinken has proposed an alternative way forward. The resolution includes that the Chinese action was “a brazen violati…
Read full storyYes, There Really Is A Trump Superstore And Other Horrfying News...
Trump Says Democrats ‘ Weaponized His Tax Returns While Simultaneously Boasting That The Records Show What A Clever Businessman He Is. I think it rather shows what a con artist, non-patriot and lousy Ex-President he is. Tesla Driver Found Aslee…
Read full storyTom Brady To Join Sunday Night Football With Al Michaels and Cris Collingsworth
NEW YORK CITY - (Sports Satire) - Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has just broken the story that now that the great Tom "Terrific" Brady has retired from football, he will be joining the NBC football broadcasting team of Al Michaels and Cr…
Read full storyMexico Shoots Down A Chinese Spy Balloon
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Mexico) is reporting that the Mexican Air Force has shot down a Chinese Spy Balloon just outside of Tijuana. A spokesperson for the Air Force said that Captain Jose Juan Julian Burrito piloting an F-16…
Read full storyA Former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Is Named Assistant Director of The FBI
PONCHATOULA, Louisiana - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, has informed the American public that President Biden has just named the new assistant director of the FBI. The woman is a 9-year veteran of the FBI and her n…
Read full storyState Of The Union Blowback
Joe Biden sure didn’t take any noise from that Republican female continuously calling him a liar during his State of the Union speech. Television viewers didn’t witness this, but the screen went to monotonous repetition, and viewers never noticed.
Read full storyA Chinese Spy Balloon Crashes In An Ohio Broccoli Field
CINCINNATI, Ohio - (Satire News) - Ohio State Troopers are reporting that a Chinese Spy Balloon, has just crashed into a broccoli field just outside of Cincinnati. Trooper Josh Dillavilla (Badge #234109763) reported that the spy balloon looks like…
Read full storyCongress looking at Zelensky performance art instead of honorary bust; Biden delighted
A resolution introduced by Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) to honor Ukraine's president Volodomyr Zelensky will be delayed at this time. The idea was to establish a bust of Mr. Zelensky's head, mounted in a “suitable, permanent location” at the House of…
Read full storyDon The Con Trump Says The Only Way He Won't Run In 2024 Is If He Is Kidnapped By A Central American Drug Cartel
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - The evil shithead (i.e. Trump) was in his favorite American town of Duck Dung. He spoke in a Walmart parking lot to a crowd that was estimated to be between 17 and 26 individuals: including 4 security guards.
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