State Of The Union Blowback

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 9 February 2023

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"Take that!"

Joe Biden sure didn’t take any noise from that Republican female continuously calling him a liar during his State of the Union speech. Television viewers didn’t witness this, but the screen went to monotonous repetition, and viewers never noticed.

From the upper floor balcony, after the Republican female called President Joe Biden a LIAR, Jill Biden took off one of her high heels and threw the heel down at the Republican female, missing her head by inches. The heel becoming entrapped in what looked like a white monkey fur neckpiece or wrap.

Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy stirred from his sleep and banged on his gavel a few times, asking for order. Finally, with order established, the television cameras resumed the televised broadcast, the high-heel sticking out of the monkey fur neckpiece and pulling the neckpiece off the Republican Rep’s shoulder.

Joe Biden continued to drone on about how the United States of America was recovering from the vast incompetence of the previous administration.

“LIAR, LIAR, LIAR,” yelled the same female, tugging at her fur piece.

Television cameras once again quickly resumed playback repetition.

A second high heel went flying down from the balcony.

This time Keven McCarthy was sound asleep, and Vice President Kamala Harris took over the gavel, asking for order and demanding, “Sergeant at arms, remove that member of the House.”

President Biden said, “Whoa! Hold it! We’re all Americans here. Look, my dad used to say, Joey, we can agree to disagree, but one goddamn bitches' liar is another woman’s hero. And remain Jill's hero.”

The television cameras resumed filming, and Biden continued his State of the Union speech, ending with, “The State of the Union is great!”

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