One of America's Top Hip Hop Bands Arrested At O'Hare Airport
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - One of the top rap bands in the USA has been arrested at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Chicago Police officers arrested four of the members of the rap band Boyz 2 Noize after 24 pounds of Dizzee Rascal Razzle Dazzle Marijuana…
Read full storyChurchill's speeches increase milk production
SHROPSHIRE, England – (Satire News) – Pleasant speech increases milk production, a semi-scientific field research proves. In Shropshire, which is the real milk tank of England, a group of ranchers decided to raise their production to a new level.
Read full storyHarry & Meghan & Will & Jada
Hot Hollywood celebs, Harry and Meghan are good friends with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Horsehead-Schmegma-Pfizer-Smith. They hang out and go to 5 star dinners and even do a little more. Yep, they swing. Harry loves black girls – I mean LOVES! Wo…
Read full storyHarry’s Beard Gets Stuck in Meghan’s Asshole AGAIN
Harry’s beard got stuck inside Meghan’s asshole last night – AGAIN! And emergency crews were called to the scene. “I was just, you know, seeing what was up there –” “He’s always had his head up my ass,” Meghan broke in while smoking a long non-…
Read full storyMan Doesn’t Get Joke, So He Becomes One
Even after Hubert T. Grozny was told a joke, he didn’t get it. He wanted an explanation. So the Jokemeister of “The Komedy Klub” explained very slowly and carefully, using pie graphs and a power point presentation, deconstructing the entire joke i…
Read full storyBiden Healthy, OK to Run for Presidency - Trump also Exercising For Presidency
Biden Just passed his 2023 annual Walter Reed Hospital physical. He is in good health and 'fit for presidential Duty'. His sensible diet and frequent bicycling was praised by the examining physician. Ex - president Trump upon hearing of…
Read full storyTilly the traveler - Massive Gator 'Big Don' at Florida Golf Course
A Fan told me of a CCN story of a Huge Gator at a Seabring, Florida golf Course. They call him 'Big Don' (after the former President) - as he is always chasing the female gators. He is 15 ft. long and weighs a thousand pounds - one of the bi…
Read full storyWhy is my belly hanging over my trousers?
Beer! - Beer is high in calories and can lead to weight gain if consumed excessively. It is also high in carbohydrates, which can be converted into belly fat if the body does not use them for energy. Additionally, beer can disrupt hormonal balanc…
Read full storyWill masturbating make me blind, how often should I do it?
No, masturbating will not make you blind! Masturbation is a normal and healthy sexual activity that many people engage in. It is a natural way of exploring one's own body and sexual desires, and it has several physical and mental health benefits.
Read full storyI tried not to eat for 3 days; this is what happened!
As the title suggests, I didn't eat for three whole days and I'm here to tell you about the crazy journey that was my life during that time. Day 1: I woke up feeling super motivated to start my fast. I was convinced that this was going to be the…
Read full storyKari Lake Announces that She Has Been Elected the Queen of England
Phoenix - Former News Anchor Kari Lake has announced that, in addition to being elected Governor of Arizona last November, she was also elected the Queen of England. The First Lady of Maga-land filed suit in London demanding that King Charles abdi…
Read full storyThousands of Frustrated Philadelphia Eagles Fans Have Now Switched Over To The Pittsburgh Steelers
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Sports Mirror reporter Tortilla Torres writes that the fans of Philadelphia sports teams (i.e. the Phillies, the 76ers, the Flyers, and the Union) can be some of the most fickle of any sports fans in the world; with t…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Says That Trump The Chump's Member Is The Size of a 22 Caliber Bullet
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Stormy Daniels told Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole that she wants for Donald Trump, her ex-lousy-as-hell lover, to stop fucking texting her at all hours of the night just because he cannot sleep from all…
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