Hot Hollywood celebs, Harry and Meghan are good friends with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Horsehead-Schmegma-Pfizer-Smith. They hang out and go to 5 star dinners and even do a little more.
Yep, they swing. Harry loves black girls – I mean LOVES! Wouldn’t you if you were born a redhead into one of the pastiest, grey-skinned, alien families ever hatched on Earth?
And Will wants to “try a lesser actress”, so said one of his close friends, possibly Jazzy Jeff (is he still alive? Or did Will leave him in his dust, and that’s where he is now?)
Will was a huge star before Meghan ever spoke a single line, and Jada has had enough of her reputation going down the tubes since she silently communicated with a Cruella de Vil glance, and made Will get out of his seat to slap some skin on Chris Rock’s face.
Now, Harry wants to “try that firebrand” Jada, and she said, “Yeah, whatever, maybe I can get him to smack someone up I don’t like.”
Hot Hollywood nights – sounds like a porno? It pretty much is, when four celebrities desperate for fame and privacy (yes, I saw South Park too … pure genius, highly offensive, can’t believe some people like such humor!) get together to bump uglies and tell each other stories about how famous they are.
