Harry’s beard got stuck inside Meghan’s asshole last night – AGAIN! And emergency crews were called to the scene.
“I was just, you know, seeing what was up there –”
“He’s always had his head up my ass,” Meghan broke in while smoking a long non-filtered cigarette and scratching her vagina. Paramedics watched.
“No, that’s not it – why would you say that, honey bunny? Didn’t you say you had an itch down there, some kind of medical condition, but you couldn’t see it, so that’s when I –”
“Shoved your head up her ass?” guessed a cop.
Harry, like his ancient ancestor, was not amused.
“I keep trying to fart him out, but he keeps going back. Is that why he married me? Got no balls? I’ve got bigger wobbles – I just wanted to meet Hugh Jackman and some other hot British stars. My whole life is acting – I’m on right now – and ole Har here can’t figure out when an American actress has him spinning around her pinkie finger. Gawd! Where are all the men in this world? Who wants some? I got an itch – and I’m tired of plucking red beard hair outa my bleached starfish and I always have to flush my vag ‘cuz it’s stuck in there too! I mean, a gal likes to relax now and then, but fer fuck’s sake – any blondes in the house?”
Emergency crews went away laughing, and the Prince (really? He qualifies for princehood? How low is the bar, Buckingham?) cleaned off his face and sulked in the corner.
Meghan was last seen hitting on a fire-fighter, asking him about the size of his “hose”.
