President Biden Tells Crybaby Trump That If a Hurricane Hits Mar-a-Lago Not To Ask Him For Aid
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Trumptard recently texted President Biden and told him that if a hurricane hits and devastates his beautiful Mar-a-Lago complex, that he demands that the Federal Governement send him millions and millions of dol…
Read full storyThe Costa Rican Coast Guard Is Headed To Aid Ukraine
SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - (Satire News) - The president of the Central American country of Costa Rica, Rodrigo Albert de Jesus Chaves Robles, has just informed the world that he is sending his 10-man Costa Rican Coast Guard to Ukraine to help in their f…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Says She's Fed Up With Sen. Marsha Blackburn's Incompetence, Ineptness, And Basic Racist Attitude
NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift recently told Cosmos News Service writer Armada Aquatica, that Kentucky Sen. Marsha Blackburn is the worst and most evil excuse for a politician that she has ever seen. Even worse than Florida Gover…
Read full storyIf you think I am bad, wait until the next one, says Liz Truss
Hello, Liz Truss here. You may remember me for my world-leading work on opening up Pork Markets in Beijing. You may also remember me for being judgemental about Cheese production. However, as I am now your Prime Minister, things are going to ch…
Read full storyTruss crashes the economy
Never before in the field of human history has a new leader destroyed a country's economy so quickly and so not deliberately. The nearest comparison would be when Basilius the Incontinent became Emperor in Byzantium in 845 and used the city's entire…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Rocks!
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The highly reputable organization, The Royal Fog Research Group has just stated that 97% of the residents of the United Kingdom love the newly crowned monarch, King Charles III. The group said that they have not seen a more…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Gives One of His Mum's Prized Crowns To Prime Minister Mary Elizabeth Truss
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Buckingham Palace has just informed the British public that King Charles III, has just presented Prime Minister Liz Truss, with one of Queen Elizabeth's most prized possessions, her Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine Gold-Encrusted Roy…
Read full storyGov. Ron DeSantis Tells 27,000 Screaming Admirers That Flamingo Shit Has More Brains Than Trump The Pussy Grabbing Traitor
PENSACOLA, Florida - (Satire News) - The biggest political feud to come down the pike in a month of Sundays is centered in The Plywood State of Florida. Gov. DeSantis and Donald Trump used to be asshole buddies, but now they cannot even stand hear…
Read full storyHow Can Donald Trump Call Anyone Fat?
Maybe an elephant or a hippopotamus. Okay. But another guy? The other guy would have to be beyond obese. No one knows what's hidden behind the podium. However, Donald Trump is calling Florida's governor Ron DeSantis FAT. He also called DeSantis phony…
Read full storyKim Kardasian and Her Boyfriend Pete Davidson To Star In The X-Rated Vampire Film, "The Castle of The Bloodsucking Nocturnal Nymphos"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - It is generally believed that Kim and Pete have become the happiest, hottest, power couple in America. The eldest of the five Kardashian girls is 41, and her boyfriend who is a member of "Saturday Night Live" is only 28…
Read full storySimon & Simon's Sodium-Free Viagra Is The Nation's Top Seller
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The latest QuinniPinni Poll has just revealed that the number one selling Viagra is Simon & Simon's Sodium-Free Viagra. The fabulous Erecticus Pilloshun, was tested in a nation wide test with 28,702 men aged 43…
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