The Slammer Is Closing In On Trump
It had to happen! It reaches a point when lies, distortions, accusations, jealousy, and envy no longer work. Caught with his pants down, Trump and his gang are stuck. What to do? Attorney General Merrick Garland is very slowly turning the wheels o…
Read full storyFun In Funeral Of Queen
Has anyone noticed that the word funeral begins with the word fun? As it should be. People who die have done their time on earth, and it’s time to get out of jail, go to the Big House upstairs, and shoo-out God for God’s jail sentence on earth.
Read full storySweden Is Running Out of Snow
STOCKHOLM, Sweden - (World Satire) - The government of Sweden says that there is a tremendous shortage of snow, the likes of which the nation has never seen before. A spokesperson for The Swedish Weather Guild (SWG) has commented that the Swedish…
Read full storyThe French Government Has Texted Donald Trump And Told Him That They Are Putting The Entire Blame For Their Horrendous Heat Wave On Him!
PARIS - (Satire News) - The French government, such as it is, is totally placing the entire blame for unheard of high temperatures square on the fat belly of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The French, who have been known to wave the white flag dur…
Read full storyTrump’s Film Studio and Opposite Day
New Rules are coming soon to Hollywood and all actors in the USA for 2024. In the upcoming Trump Epoch, actors will all have to be vetted before they even think of auditioning for any of Trump’s MAGA movies – about him and things he likes (tons of…
Read full storyPainted Ladies and a Bottle of Dumbass
Some MAGA Republicans are complaining that their numbers are thinning. Not MAGA numbers, but the number of white people on the planet. What’s a racist to do? To make a point and a protest, various proud patriots from the deep south have begun pain…
Read full storyMAGA Mullets for the Next Klan Generation
The World Competition of Mullets is Back! And sexier and hotter than ever … if that’s your thing. So many kids in America, but which ones are MAGA kids? How can you tell? Sure, lots of clothing provided by Team Trump, but what if’n it’s all dirty…
Read full storyThey Were Getting High on Drugs in Israel - 3,400 years Ago
Israeli Archaeologists, in S. W. Israel, found Canaanite grave sites with pottery shaped like opium buds. Traces of opium were in the pots. Experts speculate the mourners smoked Opium and got high at the grave site - as part of the burial ceremo…
Read full storyUS Navy Seals create international incident with "hostage" rescue mission at Croydon Ikea
"You can imagine my shock as I saw two Black Hawk helicopters landing in the Ikea overflow car park followed by a horde of heavily armed black clad and masked figures making a beeline for the main entrance. I was thinking terrorist attack." So said s…
Read full storyQueen Finally Dies After Accusations of Attention Seeking
Since Queen Elizabeth II of England, Wales, Norther Ireland and, allegedly, Scotland died on Thursday, September 8th 2022, it has been reported that she rose and died a further four times before her funeral. The constant announcements of Queen Eli…
Read full storyPrime Minister Liz Truss Vows To Continue To Send British Troops To Ukraine
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The new prime minister of England, Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss has informed the UK news media that she will not waver from Prime Minister Boris Johnson's policy decision to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil, tyrannical…
Read full storyCanadians Get Day Off For Queen's Funeral, But...
Ottawa, Canada - Canadians, being royal subjects of the Queen, or what-have-you, got the day off to mourn the Queen's funeral. But in order to get the day off, you had to line up for an hour—for a fake coffin. "We feel that's the appropriate lengt…
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