New Rules are coming soon to Hollywood and all actors in the USA for 2024.
In the upcoming Trump Epoch, actors will all have to be vetted before they even think of auditioning for any of Trump’s MAGA movies – about him and things he likes (tons of porn stars in them, naturally).
Every potential actor must ask themselves one question: do I have what it takes to be cancelled? Can I become a scandal on par with Cosby, Spacey, the Trump Family, any and all Trump jailhouse cronies? Can I be a bigger Jeffery Epstein?
It’s like opposite day, except it will last as long as Trump is in power. People won’t need pardons because all their evil will become normal. And the “new evil” will be love and respect for all peoples, and governments spending more on health care than on the industrial military complex. Try caring for people and you’ll get cancelled – see how you like it!
(The COVID pandemic was an experiment, but no one knew what about. With wonderful results, leaders the world over can now create new ethics and morality – and if you don’t adhere to it, then you won’t have a job, a house, can’t leave your own country, can’t vote … basically, there’s a new slavery coming soon, and it won’t be to a theatre near you.)
Trump has already purchased a little-known film company which has only made pro-Christian movies for Mormons, Evangelicals, and Snake-Handlers. So far, Trump’s hand-picked directors and actors (Kevin Sorbo, Tim Allen, Kevin Spacey, Scott Baio, and Jon Voight) have all made over 20 films for their god, with contracts signed for another 20, then another, until Trump has at least 1000 films where MAGA warriors wage just war against single pregnant mothers, liberals, the environment, and satanists (a catch-all term, meaning everyone else who doesn’t like Trump). These films are ready for release to smash all box office records.
The Oscars will be made even more ridiculous and unwatchable due to bigotry and excluding good art for garbage propaganda.
So enjoy crappy films now, because they won’t exist. And all those favourites of yours? If Trump doesn’t like them, they’re gone. No more hippie movies. Or anything with Susan Sarandon in it. Or Sean Penn.
Buy Netflix stock now ‘cuz it just might plummet in a couple years.
