The Queen Is Dead, Long Live The King
Throughout his life, he was always Prince Charles. Now he is the King. The little kid is failing to greet his mother at the train station, the torturous schooling at Gordonstoun, marriage, divorcee, and death of Diana, and marriage to his first love,…
Read full storyJerry Jones, Owner of The Dallas Cowboys, Is Looking To Trade QB Dak Prescott Because He Is Injury Prone
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti spoke with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, and she reports that he is not a happy camper by any means. Jerry's star player, quarterback Dak Prescott, seems to get hurt every 4th or 5th game.
Read full storyDonald Trump Opens Up a Lobster Shack In Order To Help Pay For His Astronomical Attorney's Fees
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The fella who many say makes Jack The Ripper look like a Vatican choirboy is having a fuckalicious fit trying to find a lawyer to represent him. The Drive Thru News Agency reports that there isn't a decent, ho…
Read full storyMelania Trump Says Her Nazi-Loving Estranged Husband Has Lost Every One of His "Fooking" Marbles
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Word on the streets of New York City is that the man who is more evil than the fucking devil himself, is seeking therapy. Donald Trump was in "The Big Apple," to find a therapist who can take him on as a client, and…
Read full storySaudi Arabia Plans To Invade Bolivia
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - (World Satire) - The Cosmos News Service has just learned that the government of Saudi Arabia is contemplating invading the country of Bolivia. CNS writer Armada Aquatica stated that the reason is because a Bolivian publicat…
Read full storyMan Watching the Fourth Season of Monty Python still hasn't laughed
Although they are revered for such comedy highlights as Fish Slapping Dance, Arthur Two Sheds Jackson, A Man With Three Buttocks and The Dead Parrot Sketch, Gary Johnson is yet to laugh at anything in the fourth series of Monty Python. 'It is drea…
Read full storyMan already nostalgic for the Queen
Although it has been less than a week since the Queen sadly passed away, one man is already nostalgic for the days of Queen Elizabeth II. Thomas Sinew, from the Lane, in Chutney on the Fritz, said in the pub 'I really miss the halcyon days of Quee…
Read full storyThe New Prime Minister of England, Liz Truss, Will Be Appearing In a Commercial For McDonalds
LONDON - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of 10 Downing Street in London, state that Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss will be appearing in a commercial for the largest fast food franchise in the world; McDonalds. Lizzy, as her husband, her two daughte…
Read full storyThe CIA Says The State of Wyoming Will Have To Reverse All of The Votes Cast For Trump
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (US Satire) - President Biden has received and read the CIA report on voting irregularities found in Wyoming regarding the 2020 Presidential Election count. A spokesperson for the CIA stated that GOP members who were on the Wyo…
Read full storyWill Adrian Dunbar ever sing the Birdie song on Ridley?
Hello, Mr Ray Ving here again. You are probably used to my little nonsensical articles in the Parish notices by now, and if not why not? Anyway, I was watching Detective Inspector Ted Hastings in his new documentary about life in the Police Fo…
Read full storyKim Kardashian's Boyfriend Pete Davidson Says She's Got The Hottest, Sexiest, Ass He Has Ever Seen
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - When it comes to getting ass, there is no celebrity who gets more than "Saturday Night Live" cast member Pete "The Meat" Davidson. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle, Pete is consider…
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