Camilla Parker Bowles Says When She Was A Little Girl She Dreamed of One Day Being Married To a King
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Camilla Parker has said that now that her husband Charles, has just been crowned King Charles, there is no woman in the entire universe who is happier than her. And her new Royal title is now, Camilla, Queen Consort…
Read full storyPutin Puzzled By Losses in Ukraine
Vladimer Pootin was found yesterday sitting on the floor of his office in the Kremlin playing with his toy plastic soldiers. "This isk wrong what they say about my military operations, is isk still perrfect!", he babbled over and over as he dismember…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Leaves Her Fox Hunting Horse (Buffy) To Her Eldest Grandson Prince William
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Everyone knows that Prince William, one of Queen Elizabeth's grandsons loved to go on fox hunts with his granny. Reporter Grover Buck, with Tickety Boo News, said that Wils was thrilled when he learned from his dad, King Cha…
Read full storyThe State of Colorado Has Just Voted To Ban Donald Trump From Ever Entering The State
DENVER, Colorado - (Satire News) - The Cloud 9 News Agency has just broken the story that the Colorado Senate has voted 91 to 4, with 5 abstentions to prohibit the former Golfer-in-Chief from ever setting foot in the Rocky Mountain State. The vote…
Read full storyWill you be buying Cliff Richard's new album? by Raymond Ving
Hello, Raymond Ving here, 80 years old, and still as tediously annoying as I always have been. Anyway, will you be buying Cliff Richard's new Christmas album this year? Why? Why not? Why don't you like the evergreen King of Pop? England's mo…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Vow To Cheer Their Sweet Sexy Asses All The Way To The Super Bowl
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones has just informed the news media that he had a very serious heartfelt talk with his entire Cowboys cheerleading squad. According to Dottie Bazooka, with The Sports Balls Illustrated Daily, he let the "Cowgals…
Read full storyColombia Says It Will No Longer Ship Cocaine To Russia
CARACAS,Venezuela - (World Satire) - Two of Colombia's top cocaine producing cartels have just informed Putin that effective immediately they will no longer ship cocaine to Russia. A spokesperson for the two cartels, who identified himself as Dona…
Read full storyHurricane Kay Devastates California
EL SEGUNDO, California - ((Satire News) - Hurricane Kay, a category 3 hurricane slammed the hell out of Southern California. SoCal meteorologists were stunned to see a hurricane travel all the way from Africa, enter the Atantic Ocean, then enter i…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Amazingly Bequeaths Her Entire Collection of 4.738 Hats To Her Daughter-in-Law Meghan Markle
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - It is being reported by The Global Source News Agency that Queen Elizabeth, who owned the largest collection of hats in the entire world, has left them all to her daughter-in-law, Meghan Markle. The wife of the que…
Read full storyWebsites Still Want Your Feedback
A website that you ordered something from three months still wants your feedback. The shoelaces that you bought once, and have not thought about since, arrived quickly and were well packaged, but the website is so needy that it needs your approval…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Left Her Favorite Keurig Tea Maker To Her BFF Piers Morgan
LONDON - (UK Satire) - The London Dispatch-Messenger Newspaper has revealed that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, who was an avid tea drinker, left her favorite gold-plated Keurig Tea Maker to her best friend, Piers Morgan. Morgan is considered to be…
Read full storyNorway Says That Their Sardine Shortage Could Financially Devastate The Nation
OSLO, Norway - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News (Norway) has just reported that the on-going sardine shortage could ruin the nation's economy. Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Store replied sadly that the country's leading export product sardines…
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