New King Charles the Third Uses a Bagpipe As his Alarm Clock
According to a CNN report - King Charles has a Royal Bagpiper to do a little groan and drone - and to report it is time to 'Rise and Shine'. Queen Victoria, when visiting Scotland, thought the bagpipe the prettiest sound - and established the 'Pi…
Read full storyLiz Truss Says She Has Agreed To Appear In a Playboy Spread
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Now that she has left 10 Downing Street and she is no longer the prime minister of the UK, Liz Truss says that she can pretty much now do whatever the fuck she wants and ta hell with bloody, bloomin' Brit protocol. Li…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Releases Katy Perry's 2008 Hit Single, "I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Taylor Swift has always idolized "American Idol" judge Katy Perry. Taylor said that growing up in Tennessee, she even named her pet pussycat, "Katy" in honor of her idol. Of course the cat was actually a male, but at th…
Read full storyA McDonalds In The Bronx Is Robbed - Thieves Make Off With 19 Big Macs and 14 Orders of McFries
THE BRONX, New York - (Satire News) - The Bronx Police Dept. reports that an individual wearing a Donald Trump Halloween Mask entered the McDonalds at 197th and Ivanka Trump Drive and brandished a semi-automatic grenade launcher. The perp, who app…
Read full storyThe CIA Reports That Trump Is Getting Ready To Run (As In Flee The Country)
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Well it appears that the man who endangered the nation by telling his home-grown American terrorists to storm the capital and capture Pence and Pelosi has finally seen the writing on the wall (not the border wall).
Read full storyThe French in Canada Don't Want King Charles to Be Ruler of Canada - Get Lost
Fourteen elected Quebec politicians are refusing to give an oath of loyalty to King Charles - (needed legally take up their jobs). That is the Law in Canada - Charles is legally the Ruler. And he graciously let the Parliament run things for him. So k…
Read full storyTrump Could Not Spell 'Middle East' - According to a Billionaire Buddy
Tom Barrack - a long time billionaire friend of Trump - is on trial for illegal lobbying for the United Arab Emirate. He testified under oath that business associates in his company ridiculed Trump for not being able to spell 'Middle East'.
Read full storyWill Ukraine Become A Guernica By Picasso?
Years ago, the Nazi air force destroyed the city of Guernica during Spain's civil war. Testing their air force, the Nazis aided their fascist brother Spain's Generalissimo Francisco Franco. The Nazis flattened Guernica. Picasso painted it. Like a…
Read full storyWhataburger Introduces Their Delicious Mouthwatering Whatashrimp
SAN ANTONIO - (Satire News) - The Official State Hamburger Restaurant of Texas is starting to expand into other US markets. According to The American Research Federatioin (ARF) Whataburger is the fastest growing fast food franchise in the entire n…
Read full storyIranian Women Barter for Equality in Headcoverings
Police broke up a frisbee plate throwing swarming recently, outside of the Iranian Parliament, attributed to a group of women calling themselves "Head Butts". "Why head butts?", asked one bewildered reporter. "Several reasons", piped in anoth…
Read full storyMillions of Dancing With The Stars Fans Want Tyra Banks Fired!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Ever since "Dancing With The Stars" went from being on ABC to Disney, the once-popular dancing show has gone downhill quicker that fatty Ginni Thomas chasing a donut rolling down the street. And as LaLaLand Daily report…
Read full storyRapper 'One Ball' - His Song on Freedom of Speech
Freedom of Speech Is such a Peach. So why was it beyond my Reach? Is it because of my female 'Teach'? All I said was 'Shit', out Loud. But I was in a real big Crowd. Why did that Older Plainsclothe Dick-Have to beat me with a Sti…
Read full storyVermont Bans Pit Bulls - Ships Them All To Wyoming
MONTPELIER, Vermont - (Satire News) - The Vermont State Senate has finally acted and they voted 87-13 to ban the breed of dog that was bred for fighting, the Pit Bull. After a fiery debate in which a Republican senator from Frozen Fiddle, ended up…
Read full story