Police broke up a frisbee plate throwing swarming recently, outside of the Iranian Parliament, attributed to a group of women calling themselves "Head Butts".
"Why head butts?", asked one bewildered reporter.
"Several reasons", piped in another, younger member. "Number one; we are steaming mad at this situation, and it is still under holy control - ours. I am a lamb of God with a "tude, buddy."
"It's a much more gentle way of combatting the urge to shout "asshole" in public, and get into trouble, when you're trying to overcome the urge towards anger", said another.
"Because we want them to realize that the beauty, elegance, and skill of carrying an entire plate of food on your head should be equal in respect and authority to the weight of a braid, and the responsibilities, therein," said another. She squinted, and several women nodded. "Clearly, one is symbolic, and the other is literal.....just like my hijab."
