Rapper 'One Ball' - His Song on Freedom of Speech

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 26 October 2022

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All I said was 'Shit', out Loud.

Freedom of Speech
Is such a Peach.

So why was it beyond my Reach?
Is it because of my female 'Teach'?

All I said was 'Shit', out Loud.
But I was in a real big Crowd.

Why did that Older Plainsclothe Dick-Have to beat me with a Stick?
I ain't no Hick. Don't even own a Bic.

My Brown eyes Black-my Lips were Blue.
I was so sore-couldn't even Screw.

My Girl was Pissed-
That ended That.
and I had to find another Flat.

Anyway-went to Court and Got Good Loot.
The teeth got Smashed-can't play the Flute.
Things are OK-Does that Compute?

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