Trump Could Not Spell 'Middle East' - According to a Billionaire Buddy

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 26 October 2022

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The whole place is filled with tricky words

Tom Barrack - a long time billionaire friend of Trump - is on trial for illegal lobbying for the United Arab Emirate.

He testified under oath that business associates in his company ridiculed

Trump for not being able to spell 'Middle East'.

Apparently, Trump spelled it 'Middel East' or on occasion 'Middul East'.

A charismatic, corpulent Schemer - and connoisseur of big Macs and McDonald's famous fries - (which Julia Child also liked) - 'D. T. ' is reported to have frequently wrote 'M. East' to get out of the spelling difficulty.

Trump had no problem spelling 'Greenland', which he had taken a fancy to - and had investigated buying for the U. S.

(With the idea it might eventually be named 'Trumpland' in honor of the president who purchased it.)

He was disappointed that the residents of Greenland were against the idea - and instead decided to 'stir the pot' by appearing as a speaker at the 'Stop the Steal' Rally at the Capitol on Jan 6th.

And their Trump went into the History Books again - having two Impeachments done against him - and now inciting deluded followers to Trash the Capitol. (With a Noose set up nearby - if they happened to catch Mike Pence).

Trump's only other remaining wish was to be a Head on Mt. Rushmore - (chisel someone else off) - and that will probably not happen.

Life is so hard on these Billionaires.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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