Self-Help shelf in book-shop confuses shoplifter
Idiot Gavin Williamson, a part-time shoplifter was said to be confused after seeing a self-help section in a book-shop. Already confused by everyone else for the government minister, this Williamson was so confused by the bookshelf that he put bac…
Read full storyEnvelope enjoying third day with lots of other parcels
Envelope Josh Widdicombe is spending his third day at the sorting office in Chutney on the Fritz due to the postal strikes. Speaking to us in his surprisingly deep, manly voice the medium-sized Jiffy envelope said 'I had hoped to be on my way by n…
Read full storyKing Charles III, Comments That His Mum, Queen Elizabeth, Told Him That Whataburger Is Her Favorite Hamburger
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Business Satire) - King Charles III, who says he loves the Dallas Cowboys, American hamburgers, and Jennifer Lopez told reporter Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz that his late mum was a big fan of the Texas-based hamburger chain, Whata…
Read full storyPresident Forgets To Pardon 45,999,998 Turkeys
WASHINGTON, D.C., Nov. 21 — In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House this morning, President Biden continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 45,999,998 turkeys. While Forbes estimates that…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Queen Elizabeth's Lamborghini Murcielago
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest company in the entire world Bezos-Musk Inc. has expressed a desire in purchasing Queen Elizabeth's 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago sports car. Jeff Bezos, who is running the company while partner Elon Musk d…
Read full storyEthiopia's World Cup Team's Boat Hits An Iceberg
SOMEWHERE IN THE PERSIAN GULF - (World Cup Satire) - NBC News reports that the Ethiopian soccer team was headed to Qatar when suddenly their boat hit an iceberg. Word is that the boat sunk within six minutes, but luckily all of the team managed to…
Read full storyMelania Reveals That Donaldo Trump Gargles With Summer's Eve On a Daily Basis
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Melania Trump, the soon-to-be-third ex-wife of the meanest, most hateful, asshole in the entire universe (Trump) recently sat down with Anderson Cooper for a one-on-one interview. Anderson asked the former first lad…
Read full storyElizabeth Hurley Says That Paul McCartney Told Her He Would Gladly Accept The UK's Prime Minister Position
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has expressed a desire to become the UK's new prime minister. Elizabeth Hurley, who has known the 80-year-old bass guitar player for 30 years noted that Sir Paul, probably knows more ab…
Read full storyA US Fighter Jet Downs a Fucked Up Cambodian Cargo Plane That Entered Into US Air Space
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has informed the White House Press that an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet shot down a Cambodian C-19 cargo plane. POTUS said that the Cambodian plane entered US air space just outside of the Oregon town…
Read full storyBelgian Team Eliminated For Too Many Men In the Shower At World Cup
World Cup Breaking News Spoof - Vegas was taking bets on which team would be eliminated first at the World Cup for violating regional laws, many pegging France or the Italians. But very few had put a wager on tiny Belgium being the first team elim…
Read full storyFleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks Releases Her Single "Hey Trump - You're Old, You're Fat - Go To Hell And Stay The Fuck There You Pussy-Grabbing Racist"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, has just written that Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac has just recorded a song about the most evil, hate-spewing individual in the entire country. Nicks, who said her favori…
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