Envelope enjoying third day with lots of other parcels

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 24 November 2022

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Oh when will it come

Envelope Josh Widdicombe is spending his third day at the sorting office in Chutney on the Fritz due to the postal strikes.

Speaking to us in his surprisingly deep, manly voice the medium-sized Jiffy envelope said 'I had hoped to be on my way by now, I mean a squeaky dog toy and some staples is not the most exciting of things, but they need to be with their owners soon, and I feel that as an envelope it is my duty to protect my contents until they are safely delivered.'

Whilst waiting to be delivered, Josh has made friends with a small letter, Chris Tarrant, and they are both scared of a bullying box called Gavin Williamson.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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