The HMS Big Ben, The UK's Largest Aircraft Carrier Has Sustained Damage From Russian Migs
THE BLACK SEA - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz (The Ukraine) is reporting that England's biggest naval vessel has been damaged by rocket fire from four Russian migs. The jets hit the "HMS Big Ben." at 2:39 am, when everyone, except for the helmsman was…
Read full storyNASCAR'S Only Black Driver Is Banned For Two Years
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida - (Sports Satire) - The racing world has just been hit with a big surprise. According to The Auto Racing Review's Tansy Dandelion, African-American driver Darrell "Bubba" Wallace has been suspended for two years. Miss Dandel…
Read full storyBritain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment Reports That Captured Russian Gen. Novokovo F. Pavlovich Has Escaped
SAN QUENTIN PRISON, California - (Satire News) - The warden at San Quentin has informed Britain's 889th Liverpool Artillery Regiment, that Russian Gen. Novokovo Pavlovich has managed to escape. The high ranking Russian general, who is President Vl…
Read full storyMajority of Brits want to punch Matt Hancock in the face
A MORI poll has revealed that former Health Secretary who broke his own Covid rules when he had an affair with some bimbo, and who has accepted what is believed to be over £500,000 to go on a reality TV show while still keeping his lucrative MP’s sal…
Read full storyThe Sensuously Sexy Liz Truss Visits San Antonio
SAN ANTONIO, Texas - (Satire News) - Since she is now the unemployed former British prime minister Mary Elizabeth Alexa Truss, decided to take a visit to the Lone Star State (Texas). Truss said that she had heard a lot about the state and she deci…
Read full storyNo-one likes Pumpkin pie in November
Muriel Brassingthwaite from the Mean Green Coffee Machine cafe in Mithering on the Trent has realised, to no one's great surprise, that come November, Pumpkin Pie is the last thing that anyone wants to eat. 'Everyone told me' said Muriel on her bl…
Read full storyA High School Safety In Oklahoma Intercepts 9 Passes In One Game
BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - Sports Buzz reporter Jenny Jo Viper writes that a player on the Broken Arrow Stampeding Bison High School team intercepted a total of 9 passes in a recent game. The player, who plays safety is named Jerry…
Read full storyA Wisconsin Woman With Two Pussies Is Named "Educator of The Year"
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - Drive Thru News reporter Mistletoe Bulova, has just broken the story about Tallulah Digginsex, 37, a middle school vice-principal at Vince Lombardi Middle School. It seems that "Diggy," as her teachers, stude…
Read full storyHeadlines: What Happened to Tom Brady's Marriage
Gisele Bundchen Pulls the Groin of Tom Brady's Marriage Brady Fumbles Marriage into His Own Endzone, Bundchen Recovers it For Safety Commitment to Football Sacks Tom Brady's Marriage; Marriage Now in Concussion Protocol A Fumble or a Muff:…
Read full storyMeteorologists Say That A Huge Earthquake Could End The Russian-Ukraine War
GENEVA, Switzerland - (Satire News) - The Metrologists of The World (MTW) held their annual meeting in Geneva, and they concluded that it does not appear that the Russian invaders are going to be withdrawing from the Ukraine anytime soon. But they…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus, The Queen of The "Nip Slips" Does It Again!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Twenty-nine-year-old Miley Cyrus is still considered the "Queen of The Nip Slips." According to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, the "Hannah Montana" star has been photographed showing nip slips approxima…
Read full storyThere is a Dreadful Show on Channel 4 - Young British Men Showing Their Large Endowments
There is a deplorable show on Channel 4, of British men showing of their large penises - called 'My Massive Cock'. Who knew things could be this large? One young man has thin arms and is small and skinny - his endowment seems to be the biggest pa…
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