A Virginia Woman With The Biggest Vagina In The State Says She Has a Husband and Four Boyfriends
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia - (Satire News) - Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle has just broken the story of Kaylee Villazuela-Cutch, who has the largest pussy in the entire state of Virginia, aka The Old Dominion. The woman is a resident o…
Read full storyMozambican Female Distance Runners Have The Biggest Vaginas In The World
MAPUTO, Mozambique - (Sports Satire) - According to The Skywax & Muskboro Sex Survey Agency (S&M), the country whose females have the biggest vaginas (pussies) is Mozambique. A spokesperson for S&M stated that a total of 19,903 women w…
Read full storyTampa Bay Buccaneers Bachelor Quarterback Tom Brady Is Dating A Stunning, Sexy, Blonde Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleader
TAMPA BAY - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady was recently seen throwing some "Passes" to his brand new love interest, who just happens to be a Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader. According to Alpha Beta News Agency reporter Mimosa Sabrosa, Tom Terrific's new s…
Read full storyKari "The Fat Ass Loser" Lake Now Needs To Go To Hell and Take Trump, Giuliani, Hannity, and Coulter With Her
SOMEWHERE IN AN UNDISCLOSED ARIZONA LOCATION - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz is reporting that now that Kari Lake (aka Trump's Bitch) has gotten her fat, cellulite-infested ass beaten by the nice, sweet, compassionate Katie Hobbs, "Lake The Fake" simply n…
Read full storyThe Just Recently Divorced Ex-Sport's Wife Gisele Bundchen Brady Is Already Passionately Dating Up A Storm!
MANHATTAN - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has learned that Tom Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Bundchen, has wasted no time in getting out into the dating world. Confetti said that the hormonal Bundchen was spotted at Manhattan's lu…
Read full storyBrooklyn's Goombalini Sports-Loving Crime Family Has Just Purchased Seven Sports Bars
BROOKLYN - ((Sports Parody) - New York's top Mafia family has just bought seven sports bars in Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, and the Bronx. The Goombalini's who are headed up by Salvatore Goombalini, are the most feared Mafiosos in the entire five…
Read full storyDonald Trump blames Canada for GOP’s poor showing in election
As votes are still being counted following this year’s midterm elections, it is clear that the anticipated Republican red wall won’t materialise. Democrats have reached 50 seats in the Senate, which, with the Vice President’s deciding vote, gives the…
Read full storyIs Monty Python HA HA Funny? There are Still Arguments over That.
(Basil Blathering - top journalist - is a secret knitter - makes all his own scarfs. It is stress relief. But men are not supposed to knit - so he keeps quiet about it.) Anyway - at the Olde Church's knitting group - the topic came up about…
Read full storyTrump did Such a Good Job as President - He Will Try For it Again
Trump is already talking to friends and firming up plans, with assistants, to run for president is 2024. Here is his launch rally speech: I was the greatest president in U. S. history he told friends as he did a DJ session - of music at Mar a…
Read full storyWindsor has a New Park Ranger - Charles the Third - and He Talks to the Trees
Prince Charles recently posed by leaning against a really ancient Oak Tree in Windsor Great Park - as reported by several newspapers. He is now officially the appointed Ranger in charge of protecting the Park. He also freely admits to talkin…
Read full storyGOPunkette Kari Lake Who Trump Touted Gets Her Republican Fat Ass Soundly Stomped By New Democratic Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - Reports are that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is so upset that his choice for Arizona governor (Kari Lake) got her fat ass kicked by Democrat Katie Hobbs so damn bad, that the 363¼ pound orange volcano is now claim…
Read full storyFox News Is Now Stating That Trump Is Fucking Boring!
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In a move that many are calling extremely surprising, the once Trump State News Network, Fox News, has finally seen the damn writing on the wall, and they are putting out that Donald J. Erasmus Trump, is in fact as bor…
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