Trump did Such a Good Job as President - He Will Try For it Again

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 15 November 2022

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I can crush a hazelnut in my hand. I'm the greatest.

Trump is already talking to friends and firming up plans, with assistants, to run for president is 2024.

Here is his launch rally speech:

I was the greatest president in U. S. history he told friends as he did a DJ session - of music at Mar a Largo. (The Village People are a favorite group.)

And a Genius - as I have mentioned in the past.

And it was I who discovered that ingesting Bleach cured Covid - but Lib. scientists give me no credit for that discovery.

Well - I will show everybody' Da Donald' is still a power to be reckoned with.

I will get my whole old Gang together. (As soon as some of them get out of prison).

And that little Trump Wannabe in Florida - DeSantis - I will crush him like a McDonalds French fry.

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