Windsor has a New Park Ranger - Charles the Third - and He Talks to the Trees

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 15 November 2022

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Trees love human contact...but this guy took things too far. #barklove

Prince Charles recently posed by leaning against a really ancient Oak Tree in Windsor Great Park - as reported by several newspapers.

He is now officially the appointed Ranger in charge of protecting the Park.

He also freely admits to talking to Trees.

In a 2010 BBC interview he said - 'I happily talk to the plants and trees and listen to them'. He didn't mention what he heard back.

So, if you see him out and about on his official duties, happily chatting with a shrub or tree - think nothing about it. He is not in need of mental therapy.

He is just being the Dr. Dolittle of the English plant world.

But he did say he doesn't talk to Poison Ivy, or Poison Oak.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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