A Shyster Is Arrested For Selling Forest Fire Insurance To An Elderly Couple Who Live In The Treeless Mojave Desert
MUCHO CALIENTE, California - (Satire News) - The California Dept. of Ethics has just arrested a man living in Oxnard for selling forest fire insurance to Archie and Agnes Timtonwax, 84 and 80, who live 147 miles from the nearest tree. The Flickerb…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth and Prince Charles Will Be Hosting a Birthday Party For Simon Cowell At Buckingham Palace On October 7, 2022
LONDON - (Satire News) - The woman that the British call 'her majesty' has just informed Ta Ta For Now News that Buckingham Palace will be the scene of one of the biggest, bloomingly blimey birthday parties since the days of Princess Penelope IV, 269…
Read full storyThe Sumptiously Sexy Actress Elizabeth Hurley Says That Simon Cowell Is Not The Father of Her Son
COPENHAGEN, Denmark - (Satire News) - The erotically sexy British actress who appeared in such excitingly exciting films as "Bedazzled," "The Miniscule Midget," "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," "Frazzled," and the X-rated "Austin Powers: The…
Read full storyPresident Biden To Sign A Presidential Executive Order That Will Raise The NRA's Taxes By 69%
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden recently met with members of the NFL, the NBA, MLB, and the MLS in the Mrs. Jacqueline Kennedy Conference Room. POTUS spoke at length with outspoken NRA coaches Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warr…
Read full storyA Homeless 67-Year-Old Woman Wins $55 Million On A Scratch-Off Card
TULSA, Oklahoma - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has just announced that a homeless woman in Tulsa, has just won, one of the state's biggest scratch-off amounts ever. The woman, has decided to use the fake name "Taylor Swift," to prote…
Read full storyBoeing Will Soon Unveil The Fastest Passenger Jet In The Entire World - The Supersonic Wind Chaser Will Cruise At Speeds of 3,000 MPH
PEORIA, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Supersonic Concorde went belly up due to the Trumpapalooza Virus, problems with the on-board compass mechanism, and the fact that it's astoundingly fast speed basically scared the shit out of a lot of seasoned p…
Read full storyAmerica’s Democratic Jesus
Is the United States of America a theocracy? One likes to think there HAS TO BE A SEPARATION of church and state in any democracy, but America has proven this wrong. Now, with Christians as senators and congressmen and congresswomen, and most…
Read full storyRussia and China … Democracy, what Democracy?
Can Russia and China ever become democratic? Do they know how? At present, as the world has seen, Russia is being controlled, not be a democratically-elected dictator (an oxymoron … or just a moron), but by the world’s most powerful mafia Don. Whe…
Read full storySouth Korean Teens Control the Twitterverse
Dear teenagers of South Korea … you win. No matter what is happening in the world, no matter the wars or riots, the evil fascists who are currently changing laws to punish people for being people, removing freedoms, turning the average person into…
Read full storyNASA's Ingenuity Helicopter Flies 2,310 Feet; Bobby Snead Admits Defeat
While the rest of planet Earth was busy dealing with such things as nasty Commies invading Ukraine, the U.S.'s Agriculture Secretary reporting that Americans will not run out of eggs despite the ongoing outbreak of bird flu, 'Tiger And Bunny' having…
Read full storyPrince Charles and Camila Parker Bowles Want To Buy A Beach House On Malibu Beach
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has broken the story that Mr. and Mrs. Prince Charles visited California and are looking to buy a beach home on Malibu Beach. 3T writer Pico de Gallo, commented that Charlie, as Brit comedian Ric…
Read full storyRussian President Putin Is Begging North Korean Leader Kim Jong-un To Fire Some Missiles At Ukraine
MOSCOW - (Satire News) - Reports coming out of the Kremlin are that Putin is so scared of losing the war, that he has texted his BFF Kim Jong-un and literally begged the "Fat Boy" to please fire some of his North Korean missiles at Ukraine. Putin…
Read full storyCambodia's Aircraft Carrier Is Heading Back To The Russian-Ukrainian War
JUNGLE ROT, Cambodia - (World Satire) - The Cambodian government is proud to announce that it's one and only aircraft carrier (a helicopter carrier actually) will be returning back to the Black Sea, so that it can help defend Ukraine against the inva…
Read full storyKellyanne Conway's "Tell All" Book On The Trumptard Is Selling Like Freaking Hot Cakes
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The former advisor to the former "Golfer-In-Chief'" has seen sales of her expose book shoot through the damn roof. Conway's extremely factual book is titled, "Yes, I Was Very Close To Trump - And The Racist Pussy-Gr…
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