The Boston Evening Moon Newspaper Has Just Learned That Marjorie Taylor Greene Worked As a Pole Dancer While Attending College
BOSTON - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene is strongly denying that during her days at the University of Georgia, where she majored in Ballroom Dancing and minored in Danish Porn, that she worked part-time as a pole dancer. She told a reporte…
Read full storyA 6-Foot-9-Inch Tall Kicker Signs With The Dallas Cowboys
DALLAS - (Sports Satire) - Jerry Jones just spoke with Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba about his brand new addition to the Cowboys team. Jones told La Bamba that one of his scouts Woody Woolweather, found Ray Roy Hulaburger kicking for a…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Tells Putin To Get The Hell Out of The Ukraine - Or Else They'll Blow Up All of His Space Satellites
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Elon Musk has just stated that the BMI space subsidiary company Blue Space Com, can easily and at a moments notice, shoot down anything that is up in the solar system; including spacecraft, orbital machinery, metal de…
Read full storyNew Teen Movie - Rappers With Drones - Protectors Of the Amazon - (With Kim Kardashian)
A new Teen movie is in development. where a bunch of Male Teens save the World from Global Warming. All the stars in it are over 30 but look 20 - so no problem there. It's all guys, but no funny business, as they don't even look at porno.
Read full storySomeone Has Stolen Two of The Three Books That Were In The Trump Library
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The Brooklyn Police Dept. is reporting that overnight someone broke into the Trump Library and stole two of the three books that were housed in the library. The Trump Library librarian, Henrietta F. Nux, 91, told the inv…
Read full storyPGA Challenges Hypocrites Who joined LIV Golf Tour
BILLINGSGATE POST: With a number of famous professional golfers, including Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau, jumping from the PGA Tour to the LIV Tour, some bad blood is developing between the members of the two g…
Read full storySimon Cowell Says He Would Like To See Ricky Gervais As England's New Prime Minister
LONDON - (Satire News) - One of the original judges on the musical hit show "American Idol," says that he has been giving a lot of thought as to who he would like to see replace Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has resigned. Cowell, who many have…
Read full storyA UFO Lands On The British Aircraft Carrier The Susan Boyle
SOMEWHERE ON THE ENGLISH CHANNEL - (Satire News) - British naval authorities were shocked to hear that an unidentified flying object landed on the British aircraft carrier The Susan Boyle. A reporter with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency stated that…
Read full storyActor Hugh Grant Appointed Prime Minister Of Great Britain
The remaining Cabinet members decided to move Boris Johnson out of Number 10 Downing Street as soon as possible. However, the Conservative party wanted to retain Number 10 by appointing someone famous and selected actor Hugh Grant, (with approval fro…
Read full storyTrump Is Now Insisting That Over 73,000 Citizens Living In Japan Illegally Voted For Joe Biden
BROOKLYN - (Satire News) - The biggest liar in the history of the United States, Donaldo Trump, now is spewing forth that he heard from a Japanese Geisha girl, that over 73,000 people in Japan voted for Joey Biden. The Trumptard said that he got t…
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