President Biden Tells Putin That The Entire World Is Sick and Tired of His Invasionistic Antics
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Vox Populi News Agency has stated that POTUS texted President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and let him know that 193 of the world's 197 countries have signed a petition insisting that he get his invading bastardized m…
Read full storyBezos-Musk Inc., Plans To Develop A Spaceship That Can Carry 900 Passengers and 200 Animals
AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire world, Bezos-Musk Inc., which is bigger than Coca Cola, Ford Motors, Exxon-Mobil, McDonalds, and Paul Bunyan Brand Condoms combined, is in the early planning stages of developing a…
Read full storyWyoming Livestock Scientists Develop a Goat That Tastes Just Like Chicken
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Satire News) - Scientists and chemists with the Wyoming State Dept. of Animal Husbandry (WDDAH) have just announced that they have just developed a goat that tastes exactly like Kentucky Fried Chicken. The discovery was made a…
Read full storySarah Ferguson and Pitbull To Star In The Remake of "I Love Lucy"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The woman who is known as The Duchess of York (Sarah Ferguson) and a man who is considered to be the epitome of the Latin hip hop singer (Pitbull), have agreed to star in a TV remake of the old 50s TV sitcom "I Love Lucy."…
Read full storyStupid Sayings By The Predatorial Racist Himself (Donald Trump)
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The former Golfer-In-Chief, who spent way too much time out on the golf course instead of trying to run the country, is noted for being twice impeached and for being a pitiful, pathetic one term resident of 1600…
Read full storyThe Loch Ness Monster and the Future of War
A recent dig in Morocco has uncovered plesiosaurs that were able to exist in fresh water, not just salt. This has given speculation that the Loch Ness monster could have been real this whole time. A top secret Scottish marine biologists (hasn’t…
Read full storyTrump Shows Off Ring That So Many Senators Have Kissed In Secret Ceremony
I have always been a great fan of the Godfather Movies. And I tried to run a Godfather presidency - almost Stole a second term. Don Corleone would have been proud of me, so proud. I also love spaghetti - and pretty women with long legs; ve…
Read full storyThe 5 Kardashian Sisters To Star In a Documentary Titled, "Hi Y'all We're The Kardashian Sisters and We Want You To Meet All of The Black Boyfriends We've Had"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of Tinsel Town is that the five Karkdashian sisters will be staring in a documentary film that promises to surprise the hell out of white guys who have been wanting to date the "K Girls," as President Bi…
Read full storyThe Manchester United Red Devils Donate £1.3 Million To The Ukraine War Effort
MANCHESTER, England - (Satire News) - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily writer Dottie Bazooka, reports that the world-famous Manchester United Red Devils organization has donated £1.3 million [$1,565,925.40 - US] to the Ukraine war effort. Man U, man…
Read full storyBritish Historians Discover Robin Hood's Diary and Contrary to Popular Belief They Learn That He Did Steal From The Rich BUT He KEPT It
LIVERPOOL, England - (Satire News) - The legendary heroic rogue Robin Hood and his Merrie Men (including the sexy-as-hell) Maid Marion have hit the front pages of historical publications. London's The Blimey Blooming Blithering Spectator Revue has…
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