Stupid Sayings By The Predatorial Racist Himself (Donald Trump)

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 27 July 2022

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"Trump is 3 things, a racist, a predator, and a racist." -POPE FRANCISCO

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) - The former Golfer-In-Chief, who spent way too much time out on the golf course instead of trying to run the country, is noted for being twice impeached and for being a pitiful, pathetic one term resident of 1600 Pennsylvania.

It's no secret that on top of spewing forth over 34,000 lies, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump also said a lot of dumb, stupid-ass shit.

For Example Trump is So Stupid He ...

1. Salts his bacon.

2. Thinks that the number 9 is an even number.

3. Believes that cocaine comes from cows.

4. Says that Idaho was named after a ho named Ida.

5. Insists that Dr. Seuss is actually a gynecologist.

6. Is positive that macaroni grows on a bush.

7. Actually says California is one of the 51 US states.

8. Thinks that French kissing Ivanka is perfectly normal.

9. Believes that Hope Hicks will one day marry him.

10.Thinks that Brexit is a woman's hair spray product.

NOTE: So the bottom line is that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump is STILL one dumb, stupid-ass, pussy grabbing creep.

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