Trump Shows Off Ring That So Many Senators Have Kissed In Secret Ceremony

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 27 July 2022

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Here is the Ring. you can kiss it if you want.

I have always been a great fan of the Godfather Movies.

And I tried to run a Godfather presidency - almost Stole a second term.

Don Corleone would have been proud of me, so proud.

I also love spaghetti - and pretty women with long legs; very, very long.

When President - I would have this secret ceremony - just like the Godfather did - (and the Pope also did, I might add). It was all my idea; I have the best ideas.

People like Giuliani and many congressmen (and congresswomen) - and lawyers, would come in - kiss my solid gold pinkie ring and swear Loyalty to me. Just like in the Godfather movies - l loved it. (I never wear the ring, kept it just for the ceremony.)

Some of the Evangelicals, in addition, offered to wash my feet, as in the Gospels. But that seemed a little Kinky to me - so I said no. Plus I heard you can catch Covid through your feet.

Senator Josh Hawley was an especially good Ring Kisser, but Ted Cruz kept his distance from me - don't know why. Can't please everybody.

All the Right-Wing lady congresswomen loved to kiss my Ring - were very enthusiastic about the ceremony. Especially the older one, Susan Collins. Really gushed over me.

I would give them a Presidential pen. Got to take care of the ladies.

I really have to thank the Godfather and his teachings for all my success.

Lie, be ruthless, demand loyalty but give no loyalty - Dump people the minute they are no longer useful -

Great ideas for running a Presidency.

Here is the Ring. you can kiss it if you want.

I declined.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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