HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of Tinsel Town is that the five Karkdashian sisters will be staring in a documentary film that promises to surprise the hell out of white guys who have been wanting to date the "K Girls," as President Biden refers to them.
The eldest of the five sisters, Kim, who also happens to have the biggest, expansive ass of the K-Klan, says that she personally picked the title for the documentary, which is, "Hi Y'all Were The Kardashian Sisters and We Want You To Meet All of The Black Boyfriends We've Had."
Bedroom Pillow Talk, writer Carolina Chipotle spoke with the five gals as well as with the K-Mama, Chris Kardashian-Jenner, who is 65, but looks 56.
Chris noted that she also is into the dark meat, adding that she has even gotten into hip hop music; by such rap artists as Zombie Zulu Yo, Sista Frizzle Frazzle, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and the husband and wife duo Bro Yo and Mo Fo.
Meanwhile Khloe adds that since she's 6-foot-3-inches tall and tips the scales at 203, she just has to find black guys who are at least 6-foot-6, and weigh at least 275.
SIDENOTE: Miss Chipotle noted that even Kardashian brother Rob, is into the "Sistas," as his girlfriend, Harlem Honey Hilda is 99.6% black.