Canada Informs Ukraine That They Are Sending Them 2 Million Strips of Canadian Bacon
OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just informed Ukraine that they have shipped 2 million strips of Canadian bacon to them via Delta Airlines. The bacon is from Quebec's Celine Dion Canadian Bacon Factory, and is consider…
Read full storyFederal Investigations Have Found That Trump Personally Chose 2,803,708 FAKE Electors
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - US investigators have uncovered a huge, huge, really huge Trump fake elector scam. It appears that old "Orange Penis" (aka Trump) in a desperate act of trying to steal the election that was clearly won by Joe Bid…
Read full storyThe Race Is On!
With the not unexpected demise of ‘Boris the Buffoon’ at the hands of the finest ‘Assassination Bureau’ this side of the black stump we are witnessing an unprecedented stampede of Tory wannabe’s all gagging for their few months of fame as a Prime Min…
Read full storyTrump Buys a Taco Truck To Help Raise Money For His 2024 Campaign
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - Trump's goofy son Eric, told CNN's Anderson Cooper that his daddy is one of the sharpest businessmen since pirate Jean Lafitte, who plied his trade (pillaging, robbing, and raping) in the hot-as-hell waters of the…
Read full storyPriti Patel's bid for Tory leadership contest delayed as Winged Monkeys go on strike
Tory home secretary Mrs Priti Patel has had to delay her nomination for leadership of the party following industrial action by some members of her staff. Those staff, who appear to be Winged Monkeys, state through their spokesman that they have ne…
Read full storyTrivia Territory Magazine - Home of Trivialistic Tidbits
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Trivia Territory Magazine is based in Los Angeles, and is owned by Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, and Lady Gaga TRIVIA FROM TRIVIA TERRITORY MAGAZINE 1. Pieces of a pre-historic iceberg were recently found in Caracas,…
Read full storyRap Artist Fentanyl OD Celebrates Surviving to 25th Birthday
Detroit, MI - Detroit born rapper Fentanyl OD, most famous for his viral rap hit “Bitches Be Lit” which has over 6 million streams on Spotify, threw himself a lavish birthday celebration with friends, family, and several music industry personnel at n…
Read full storyThe GOP Illustrated Magazine Names Donald Trump "The Sorriest Republican Ever!"
NEW YORK CITY - (Magazine Satire) - It seems that with each new day, Donald Trump keeps getting his orange-colored ass kicked from each and every direction. His personality, or actually lack of, has been smashed by former friends, cabinet members,…
Read full storySupreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh Aborted From D.C. Restaurant
After voting to abort a woman’s health right, and compromising her health, life, and future, Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh recently went out to supper at a D.C. restaurant and subsequently experienced being aborted out of the restaurant and i…
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