Ireland Chased The Russian Navy Away
Who would have thought? It started when Russia announced it was going to perform naval exercises off the coast of Ireland without Ireland’s permission. Furthermore, Russia added, Ireland should stay out of its way. What? Naval exercises off the c…
Read full storyDonald Trump and Hope Hicks Spotted Playing Footsie At a Brooklyn McDonalds
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just reported that Donald Trump (aka The Pussy Grabber) was spotted with long-time girlfriend Hope Hicks at a local McDonalds in Brooklyn. Reporter Stormy Coin said she saw the amoristic couple dining…
Read full storyBridget Fonda DVD a hit with women everywhere
The name Fonda has long been synonymous with body confidence, so it should be no surprise to anyone that Bridget Fonda has released her own routine, which has been a hit with women fed up of being judged for the crime of aging and not wearing full ma…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers insists Fauci join other receivers in deal with Denver Broncos
With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…
Read full storyFlorida Outlaws Sexual Intercourse in The Back Seat of A Car
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – The Florida state legislature has just passed Resolution Bill #17-4169 SI, which states that it is now strictly forbidden for a couple to engage in sexual intercourse in the back of a vehicle, namely a car, a tr…
Read full storyBox of chocs and itchy red knickers cancel out year of man being useless prat
There was delight in the Sponge household this Valentines Day when Sharon, 46, forgot what a useless turd she'd married the moment he presented her with a box of Ferrero Rocher and a scrap of red polyester in a heart-shaped box. "It's wonderful,"…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Says That Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Simon Cowell, and Elton John Have Visited Her New Adult Sex Toy Shoppe
LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s True Dat News Agency reports that Sarah Ferguson’s brand new adult sex toy shoppe is doing fantastic business. In fact, reporter Reggie Rickenbacker commented that Fergie’s shoppe, known as the Lascivious Lobster Ad…
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