BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just reported that Donald Trump (aka The Pussy Grabber) was spotted with long-time girlfriend Hope Hicks at a local McDonalds in Brooklyn.
Reporter Stormy Coin said she saw the amoristic couple dining on Big Macs, McFries, and chocolate McMilk Shakes, as they engaged in a bit of “Under-The-Table Footsie.’
Hope could be heard moaning ever so softly, as if she had just had an orgasmic orgasm, while the Trumptard could be heard uttering his favorite all-time phrase, “I really won the fucking election, but the Dems paid off the Supreme Court to give the election to Joey (Biden)."
Hicks was heard whispering, get over it lover, you know that in my heart, you’ve won me, along with all of my fantastically sexy sensuous body parts.
In Other Trump News. Andy Cohen, America’s number 1 information guru has commented that contrary to recent rumors, Melania is not pregnant with LeBron James' baby.
