LONDON – (UK Satire) – London’s True Dat News Agency reports that Sarah Ferguson’s brand new adult sex toy shoppe is doing fantastic business.
In fact, reporter Reggie Rickenbacker commented that Fergie’s shoppe, known as the Lascivious Lobster Adult Sex Toy Shoppe had sales that surpassed the next 4 sexy toy shoppes combined.
Rickenbacker noted that Fergie informed him that she has had several high profile customers including Prime Minister Boris Johnson, Elton John, Simon Cowell, Mick Jagger, Prince Charles, and Cheryl Cole.
The store is located a few blocks from Buckingham Palace, next to a McDonalds.
The Duchess of York is even thinking about opening up a second store near Wembley Stadium, and capturing the wild libido-driven football crowd.
