The United States, Russia, and Cambodia Are Sending Troops To Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just informed the American people that he will be sending 125,000 troops to Ukraine to counter Russia sending 100,000 troops to the Ukraine. POTUS has made it clear that he will not engage Put…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Has Been Released From The Hospital And Is Back At Buckingham Palace
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (UK Satire) – Reports coming out of Buckingham Palace state that her majesty, Queen Elizabeth, has been released from the hospital, and is now resting comfortably at Buck House, as irreverent British comedian Ricky Gervais calls i…
Read full storyGasoline Hits $13.69 a Gallon In California
OXNARD, California – (Satire News) – AAA is reporting that California has the highest gasoline prices of any state in the union; even Alabama. Oxnard’s Channel 41 Eye-Witnesser News reported that the gasoline in the city has hit $13.69 a gallon.
Read full storySwitizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails
WOODEN CLOG, Switizeland – (Satire News) – The Swiss government has just announced that their unmanned moon rocket, Tulip 2, has ended in utter failure. A spokesperson for the Swiss Moon Federation, Lila F. Shawcolot, stated that the Tulip 2 left…
Read full storyWho Does Russia Think It Is?
Get real, Russia! Who do you think you are, China? Not only is Putin almost a head shorter, (5ft. 5in. with lifts) then Biden (6ft. without shoes) but Russia is smaller than North America. You shrimp! While everyone loves piroshki and borscht,…
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