Japan Develops A Spy Camera That Can Easily Be Hidden Inside A Woman’s Vagina
TOKYO – (Satire News) – Electronic reports filtering out of Japan are that the country’s biggest spy camera company Spy Cameras & Stuff has just developed a revolutionary camera. The camera was developed as a means to capture clandestine opera…
Read full storyMichael Made-up still spouting the same old bullshit
Conservative Minister Michael Made-up and his crazy wig have been spouting their usual right-wing bullshit for anyone who cares to listen. Holding views that even Laurence Fox would question, the clearly too old for the wig he has chosen to wear c…
Read full storyApprentice Contestant develops self awareness
Apprentice Contestant Joe Wurzel has surprisingly developed some self awareness, and has left the show. The previously idiotic 24 year old said ‘I saw myself as a master of my destiny, a man of means, by no means, a man out of time and out of luck…
Read full storyPutin To Produce A Wag The Dog Film
Vladimir Putin to produce a Wag The Dog film on the pretense of Russia's need to invade Ukraine. Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro will not be in the cast. Instead, the film will identify fake atrocities enacted by Ukrainians. Russia will then th…
Read full storyNadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger office
Following the recent exodus of many MP from Westminster culture minister Nadine Dorries has her eyes on a bigger desk. 'When I am out talking about the importance of London Ballet, London Theatre and London recitals to the plebs in the outer reach…
Read full storyPhilosophy Graduate Philosophical
An unnamed man, who boasted of his Philosophy degree on Question Time is philosophical about his self-inflicted national humiliation. The chap, who went armed with some sheets of paper and some facts gleaned from the Internet, and Dave and Snotty…
Read full storyDieting man disappoints online date
Having recently lost 4 and a half stone, Thomas Thompson was feeling good about himself, only for the look of disgust on his date's face to dent his confidence. 'I have a thing for bulkier chaps,' said date Zoe, 'and in his photos Tom was bulkier,…
Read full storyJudge Sentences GOP Rioter to Constantly Watch Random Angry People in Cars Yelling About Politics
Springfield, MO - At a sentencing hearing for a Capitol rioter accused of violently reacting to the 2020 Presidential election, and Trump loss, by attacking the U.S. Congress, a Federal Judge ordered the man to spend 30 days in a local jail. After…
Read full storyCambodian Natives Find A World War II German Luftwaffe Bomber In The Jungle
BAMBOOVILLE, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s official news agency, Jungle Times News reports that an elderly married couple were out foraging for food, when they came upon a huge airplane. Upon closer investigation the happy couple, who have…
Read full storyA 5-Foot-2-Inch, 107 Pound Female Boxer Knocks Out A 6-Foot-7-Inch Male Boxer
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – In one of the most amazing professional boxing matches ever, a petite female boxer from Hackensack, New Jersey, has knocked out a huge boxer from Detroit. The Sports Bet Gazette’s Woody Velcro, who attended the match, h…
Read full storyMissouri Has Just Outlawed Penis Flashing
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – Missouri has been known as “The Show Me State” for 201 years. Back in 1993, a group of Republican state senators said that they wanted the state slogan changed since it was outdated as hell. They argue…
Read full storyClint Eastwood Finally Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – At the ripe old age of 91, one of Tinsel Town’s most masculine actors has finally revealed a secret he has been hiding for 70 years. Boom Boom News reports that Eastwood who starred in TV’s “Rawhide,” as well as in…
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