JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – Missouri has been known as “The Show Me State” for 201 years.
Back in 1993, a group of Republican state senators said that they wanted the state slogan changed since it was outdated as hell.
They argued that the slogan was very nasty, repulsive, gross, crude, and vulgar in nature.
Sen. Petra Blumenshitz [R-Joplin],and one of the first trangender senators in the nation, noted that the phrase, show me, had a connotation of asking someone to show them their cockarino (penis).
SIDENOTE: Blumenshitz authored the bill which would outlaw the sexually explicit phrase, "Show Me," which connotes a male (or female) flashing their tallywhaker (penis) or their beaver (pussy).
