The Freedom Truck Convoy Is Headed For Ukraine
The Freedom Truck Convoy is no longer a sissy, thumb-sucking group blocking roads in Canada and the United States protesting the Covid pandemic measures. Instead, calling themselves Free Ukraine Truck Drivers, they are mobilizing and driving their bi…
Read full storyIowa Has Become a Mecca For Guatemalan Drug Cartel Traffic
CORN SHUCK, Iowa – (Satire News) – As astounding as it may sound, the “Fly-Over” state of Iowa has become the new Mecca for drug trafficking. An independent poll taken by the highly reputable Quinnipinni Polling Agency found that Iowa has now repl…
Read full storyKentucky Is Discouraging The Nasty Practice of Reusing Condoms
FRANKFORT, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The governor of Kentucky, has just issued a Governor’s Mandate mandating that effective immediately the practice of rinsing out used condoms and reusing them will be stopped. Gov. Andy Beshear, stated to the p…
Read full storyDanny Dyer Condemns Russian Invasion
Former football hooligan, alleged hard man, and Eastenders actor Danny Dyer said Russia's invasion of Ukraine marked a "deep rupture in Europe's history following the end of the Cold War'' and he's having "none of this bollocks". Russian missiles…
Read full storyThe Trumptard’s Ex-Maid Is Writing a Tell-All Expose On Donaldo, Melania, and The Rest of The Dysfunctional Trumps
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily is reporting that one of the former Mar-a-Lago maids is presently writing a book that will blow the lid off of the inner doings and goings on at the Trumptard’s “Casa Pussy Grabber,” as stand-up comedian Zy…
Read full storyA Transgender Woman Marries For The Seventh Time
SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – Local authorities believe that a transgender woman may have broken the 'times married' record for Northern Caifornia. Amanda Barhuddle, who is only 32, recently got married for the seventh time. Barhuddle…
Read full storyThe Spoof Gets Out Spoofed
Geez! The Spoof was out-spoofed in its most outlandishness and not by the Marks Brothers or The Three Stooges. The Spoof was out-spoofed by a White House deputy press secretary. (But good company!) After his tweet, White House Press Secretary And…
Read full storyEric Trump Accidentally Lets It Slip That His Daddy Has a Tattoo of Adolf Hitler’s Face on His Ass
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Donald Trump’s middle son, Eric The Stupid, has the brains of an Oreo cookie. The dufus dork makes swamp weed look intelligent. Recently while having lunch with his wife Lana, Ericy, as his step mommy, Melania ca…
Read full storyA Highly Reputable National News Agency Announces That Ivanka Trump Is Actually Adopted
DETROIT – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that Trump’s oldest and most favorite daughter did not actually come from his loins. Writer Velveeta Maracas with NBNA, learned from a highly reliable source that the g…
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner Named The Ugliest, Most Masculine Transsexual In California
RANCHO CUCAMONGA, California – (Satire News) – Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres has just named the former Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn Jenner, the Ugliest, Most Masculine Transexual in California. Jenner says that now that she no longer has a pee-pee she has…
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